pussy pilgrim

1. A person who follows the pussies but never gets it.
2. A guy who do everything for the girls but never get laid.

- You are doing everything for this girl but you never slept with her, she doesn't even likes you, she just uses you, you are such a pussy pilgrim man!

by gubomirgeorgiev October 4, 2013

The Way of a Pilgrim

An anonymously written Russian book based in the 1800's about a about a very sweet, humble, selfless guy who goes on a pilgrimage after loosing his wife and farm. He reads the Bible constantly and wants to know what it means in Thessalonians when it says "pray without ceasing". So he sets out to find a teacher who will teach him how to pray incessantly and why. After walking for weeks and weeks the man finally finds an old monk who tells him that the prayer God really wants to hear is The Jesus Prayer (Lord Jesus Christ, have mercy on me). The monk tells him how to repeat the prayer without ceasing and after practicing the pilgrim masters it. He says the prayer silently to himself over and over, when he's talking to others, reading, and even sleeping. To stop saying it causes him great unhappiness and pain after a while because it's become a part of him. The point of the book is to awaken the world to the benefits of saying the prayer to yourself constantly. "Enlightenment is supposed to come with the prayer, not before it. The idea, really, is that sooner or later, completely on its own, the prayer moves from the lips and the head down to a center in the heart and becomes an automatic function in the person, right along with the heartbeat."

The little pilgrim reads the Philokalia constantly in The Way of a Pilgrim.

by what.a.divvy March 31, 2008

Golden Pilgrim

When the guy behind you is doing you in the ass and his load was so big that it found its way up your intestines, stomach, throat and out your mouth.

So this guy was doing me from behind and he sent his golden pilgrim straight out my mouth.

by redditwashere October 20, 2010

Scott Pilgrim

A word to use when one jumps head-first out of a window to a escape a situation/event that could be nervous or unpleasant.

"Hey, do you know where Josh is? we were gonna meet up for dinner and I haven't seen him around."
*Glass shatter*
"Oh, looks like he just did a Scott Pilgrim."

by Hurricanezer September 18, 2023

pilgrim giver

To give with hidden expectations and stipulations, like the Pilgrims did years ago to the Native Americans.

"Do you remember when Thomas lent me his headphones? It turns out he fully expected me set him up with my sister! That guy's a total pilgrim giver."

by nocommayes June 5, 2018

Hungry Pilgrim

A sexual act involving a man and a woman. For several months, the man masturbates into a jar, filling the jar to the brim. Before executing the Hungry Pilgrim, the man empties the jar into a turkey baster. On the end of this turkey baster, the man affixes a dildo with a hole through the center, so that semen can travel out through the dildo. He then leaves the turkey baster under his bed. When the couple copulates, just after the man finishes, he takes the turkey baster out from under the bed and starts fucking the woman with it while emptying the turkey baster into her, filling her with several months worth of semen.

"Yeah I gave my woman the Hungry Pilgrim last night and she ended up calling the police."

by TheHungryPilgrim July 1, 2012

Wounded Pilgrim

The Wounded Pilgrim is performed during doggystyle sex. Upon approaching ejaculation, the male grabs the female's hips and shoulder, picks her up, and slams her head through a wall.

Dude, I totally Wounded Pilgrim'd Gia.

by WoundedPilgrim February 24, 2010