pidderly

Pidderly is commonly used as a derogatory term to insult a person, object or action that is deemed to be smaller or inferior to the individual who has said it

"That is such a pidderly car" - if the car is a shitty Vauxhall Corsa etc

"you are such a pidderly nonceman" - Used as an Insult

by LeBébéRobuste September 21, 2017

Piddledwarf

Someone who has no concept of time and is a big dork.

Leah, you take forever getting ready. Stop being such a piddledwarf

by Piddledwarf February 24, 2019

PIDDLE OPPOSITE OF "ON", PIDDLE WINGLESS HYMENOPTERA

A nicer way of saying the phrase, "PISS OFF, PISS ANT"; basically telling somebody to go fuck themselves.
Piddle is another word for piss, and wingless hymenoptera is another way to say ant -- in particular, a female ant because males of many species do indeed have wings.

Works better when written or typed rather than when spoken.

The all-caps presentation is intentional; you want the recipient to think that you're shouting.

{Excerpt from an SMS message}

David}: Craig, can you clean out the plastic cat toliet while I'm gone?
{Craig}: PIDDLE OPPOSITE OF "ON", PIDDLE WINGLESS HYMENOPTERA!!! :-/

by Telephony April 6, 2019

Piddle puddle

/ˈpɪd(ə)lˈpʌd(ə)l/

aka piddle pud.

1. the puddle that a person or animal leaves on the floor after urinating.

2. a half-soaked or slow-witted person.

"Daisy the shih Tzu left a piddle puddle on the floor."

by Matt Windle poet March 24, 2021

piddly round

Another name for the British delicacy commonly referred to as a crumpet

"Morning, m'lady! Would you like some piddly rounds with your breakfast tea?"
"Oh, that would be absolutely lovely, my darling!"

by liglaughlove March 25, 2022

piddlepuss

A strange or funny expression on some people's faces while urinating

Every time that Mike pees his face turns into a piddlepuss

by Buguba October 16, 2023

Piddle

A mix of puddle and pissed. A nice term to describe a dog taking a pee. Often used in excess while potty training a puppy.

Little Ruby the poodle piddled on her newspaper.

Did she piddle on her walk?

She snuck off and did a piddle on the carpet.

by Pooksie December 15, 2010