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Pickup line

A strand of words used to pickup hot girls.
Joe: "Are you a house, cause your thick and I wanna be inside of you."
Candice: " Wow nice Pickup line."
by Kyyuss June 10, 2021
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pickup

1. One of great wealth and/or prosperity. Commonly an anonymous benefactor responsible for spectacular and bizarre donations. Will immediately demand the most expensive room in the establishment, even if it isn't the nicest one. (This derives from the notion of "picking up" expensive items).

2. A slang term for someone who isn't a genius. (i.e. slow to "pick up" a fact).

3. A cunt.
"Look at that pickup over there in his solid gold hat. Who does he think he is?"

"You're a right pickup."
by J A Mboy January 18, 2008
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Celebrity pickupology

A branch of pickupology That studies how to locate and meet and have sex with celebrities.
John's into celebrity pickupology. He's trying to fuck Britney spears.
by Deep blue 2012 May 9, 2010
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Pickup Truck Illiterate

Lack of knowledge about your 80k truck on you feel you have to have because of your mid life crisis or want of being a real man.
Pickup Truck Illiterate..His suite and tie says he's truck illiterate and has a small penis.
by BODBOP February 1, 2018
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Pickup artist

Noun: A person who orders takeout for the whole office and pays for each order separately rather than pooling the money beforehand and figuring out the change later.
Shep missed his train because some pickup artist at the front of the line in the restaurant freaked out when Bob’s envelope was a dollar short.
by Dorkmuffin May 1, 2019
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Bulk pickup trash

A fat, balding alcoholic with an IQ level of 70 (functional retard) who can’t get it up, keep it up, or satisfy.
see Noodle
"Kenya is bulk pickup trash that’s sleeping with a noodle".
by ticleme February 28, 2009
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tactical pickup

A term used to request a friend or family member to pick you up from a certain location in their vehicle.
Me: Requesting a tactical pickup from school
Mum: Inbound
by LewisBoswell June 10, 2018
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