PISSs

the interactions of individual grad students who have unlimited access to the internet is often characterized by the exchange of eclectic scientific articles they encountered during their research. This has resulted in some forms of observed social impairment in these students who cannot carry out normal conversations without referencing scientific journals, sometimes even with citations already inserted. Post Immersion in Scientific Studies Syndrome (PISSs) is additionally characterized by a need to structure any written piece into clearly defined introduction, methods, results, discussion and conclusion sections, even if the piece is purely anecdotal or a journal entry. Tremors and muttering of a formerly associated adviser's name may be witnessed along with an inverted sleep schedule. PISSs can be therapeutically treated by gradually engaging in activities with non-academic individuals and browsing through pictures of cats.

Grad Student A: wow it looks like you have a serious case of PISSs
Grad Student B: what? if I take a piss now I can't finish reading this paper on thermonuclear power generation
Grad Student A: no I wasn't telling you to, just that your hand keeps shaking and you keep talking about Dr. Strangebottoms
Grad Student B: probably just the coffee I haven't had because I can't even leave my seat, these articles are so riveting
Grad Student A: here, look at some pictures of cats. Reddit will save you from PISSs

by pairagreenegg September 16, 2014

Psssahh

To look someone and to say you are psssahh

To look someone and to say you are psssahh

by [e-mail] November 24, 2016

pissspicious

A word made up by the Dolan Twins meaning something does not seem right.

*sees a banana surfing on the beach*
Ethan: Uhh Grayson this place is kinda pissspicious
Grayson: Oh shut up Assclown you're just being a Drama Queen again

by s_dolan April 1, 2018

pisssogoddamnbad

Canadian for "having to urinate very badly"

"Well, I'm having to pisssogoddamnbad."

by BigRick2008 July 23, 2018

Pisssplosion

The act of releasing about a gallon of pent up urine in such a manner that somehow it ends up on the floor, the urinal or stall walls and maybe the ceiling after you run criss crossing your legs the whole way doubled over in agony. Usually results from driving a long distance to work or a bad traffic jam. Pisssplosions have been known to coat a bathroom floor with 1/4" or more of urine.

Boss: Why weren't you at your desk on time? The cameras showed you arriving to work a bit early and running into the building.
Employee: Sorry, boss, I had a pisssplosion after I say through a wicked traffic jam and three cups of coffee. You might want to send a janitor to the bathroom with a dry mop and an empty bucket.

by Dastardly Dave September 20, 2018

PusssyClapp

"A metaphor for three women fucking in a triangular force causing the rotation of female fluids to create the a universal milky way.Females are to use this to interpret in sexual occasions or when they are cumming.It may also used for PornHub and XNXX. "

-Allahun The ILHPHATTA.

"Oh I'm PusssyClapping!"
"I'm going to get a milf shake. But hey maybe tonight we can PusssyClapp !"
"Boys piss while girls are always PusssyClapping"
"Can I go to the bathroom ? I need to go PusssyClapp."
"I feel you warm hot cumm inside my as I PusssyClapped."
"As whe had her throbbing clit assking for the D, she glowed with very goood PusssyClap.
She dripped with milk."
"I was drinking her PusssyClap

by Alluhun The ILHPHATTA January 11, 2019

Pisssy

Ever’s bitch ass

Don’t be a pisssy

by Ionbruh March 25, 2019