pooperation

Noun

Pronounced /Po-Op-Or-A-Shun/

1. The freak occurrence when fecal matter leaves the body as multiple stools, but

reconvenes into one solid mass in the toilet.

"After the pooperation, I wasn't sure the toilet would flush."

by billebllunt May 8, 2014

prepperations

any activity that is done with the intention of surviving after an apocalyptic event.

for example: massive stockpiling of so-called "assault" weapons and ammunition, buying enough food that last for months or years, various medical supplies including drugs (which will be one of the most valued commodities in the event of societal breakdown), installing alternative energy sources like solar, various fuel sources, hundreds of varieties of heirloom seeds (not GMO), etc...

the vast majority of the population doesn't believe such an event is possible, right now, hundreds of millions of americans take endless luxuries for granted, electricity, refrigerators, clean running water on tap, food on the shelves at the grocery store, prescriptions refills on demand, emergency response teams one call away..

this is exactly why "prepparations" are made, because when an endless mob of demoralized humans acting on survival instinct begin to use any and all means including unthinkable violence against others to secure resources, the "preppers" will be sitting pretty in their converted missile silos underground sipping wine and waiting it out..

i'm not worried about a zombie apocalypse, but what prepperations could possibly made against the plans of a psychopathic elite with unimaginable technologies fakes an alien invasion to usher in their one world government?

by conspiracy boy November 22, 2015

Preparation H

A funny butt care line that is all about healing bootys. They are very dependable and will always have your back(side).

Dang this Preparation H really got my booty out here healthy and thriving!

by Seymoree Butts November 23, 2021

Prepperations

The preparations 'preppers' make and/or the rations they allow themselves and/or allow themselves to fight over.

MeanTime*, back in the hills, prepperations were being made for any sort of calamity that might possibly befall Mankind, by people so scared they'd rather shoot their neighbours than talk to or share anything with them: hence in such small clans, and having yet encountered the breeding problems of closely-related small groups, the prepperations were 'slim' to say the least.

by PartisanZ June 16, 2022

perspiration

Sweat of horses or other animals

The barn would have a smell of perspiration and hay but mostly hay.

by Sanriomelody October 30, 2023

perspiration store

How an anal-retentive asshaberdasher might say the word, "sweatshop" -- a disgusting factory where workers are paid next to nothing so that we, the consumers, can have nice clothes and shoes. Sweatshops owners are true-blue total buttknockers.

Honey, I'm going to pick up a new blouse at the perspiration store.

by Telephony2 December 12, 2023

Sex preparation

Something done before foreplay to prepare for sex. Usually done by men.

Chad: YO HENRY IM LOSING MY VIRGINITY TONIGHT!!!
Henry: Holy crap that’s great! Do you have any plans for sex preparation?
Chad: No. What do you do?
Henry: I regularly warm up by rubbing my dick on sandpaper before I go into my girlfriend. Since I usually generate 1.5+ gallons of semen I need to make sure to use a strong condom, I would recommend magnum. Then I tie my junk to my car and drive off to increase my length.
Chad: Holy shit that’s genius!

by HornyNarwhal June 10, 2018