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performance guy

A avid cyclist who rodes a carbon bike, shaves is leg, wears a nice bike team kit, takes electrolytes, and hates everything else related to bike that does not match his profile. Expression popularized by cyclist/youtuber Robin Moore with his song "Performance".
Julia: I thought about you today, I saw a performance guy on Route 1.
Al: Cool! What kit was he wearing?
Julia: Not sure but he was freaking fast on a sparkling 2010 Trek Madone.
by RealFast March 14, 2010
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peeformance anxiety

n. Not being able to pee when other people are around. This can be particularly noticeable in crowded public restrooms and on hiking trips when others are waiting for you to finish peeing.
(Looking back at long line of patrons waiting for your urinal) "Sorry guys, I'm having a little peeformance anxiety here."
by Bill Tyrant July 18, 2010
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Miley Cyrus TEen Choice Awards Performance of Party in the USA

A nasty # Minute Video of Screechy Sounds, Pole Dancing and Crying 2 Year olds.
OMFG My Son Just Saw the Miley Cyrus TEen Choice Awards Performance of Party in the USA. Then the next day I caught him wearing a bra over a vest and in my thong.
by Miley Cyrus REal Miley March 16, 2010
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performance pay

A form of pay used by some greedy employers to fuck it's hard working employees out of their pay while still showing record growth for the share holders and allowing the co to recive massive pay raises
Indra .I'm gonna fuck these employees or you could just give them performance pay boss lady. It's much better
by cheesy one September 19, 2016
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Performative racism

When you pretend to be racist or conservative for attention or social gain.
Hot southern chick: Man them dang darned blacks be stealing and killing us whites

Ron:Uh yeah blacks they are mean, my buddy Chris got his confederate flag savagely yanked out of his hand by an African American Blm protester while playing fuck da police and slapping a disabled white veteran with his other hand.

Hot southern chick: omg your so brave *hugs him* and gives her number to him.

Ron: I don’t even care about black people but ya totally worth it!Performative Racism is neat try it sometime!
by Cockblastof09 April 12, 2022
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proven performer

A woman who, by virtue of having a baby with her, or is undeniably pregnant, has proven beyond a shadow of a doubt that she is not a virgin. She has put out. At least once.
James: How bout that girl over there?

Greg: Naw, man, she's pushing a stroller.

James: C'mon! That just means she's a proven performer!
by Bructus January 21, 2011
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erectile performance

{n.} The degree to which a male possesses the capacity for raising a flaccid, favorite organ to an upright or distended positon (e.g., a man's "sleeping" penis or -- as is the case with a male sage grouse or frigatebird -- an uninflated gular sac).
EXAMPLE:

' A unique physical feature of male great frigate birds was also bound to attract the attention of immature human males concerned with erectile performances of their own sex organs. Each male great frigate bird at mating time tried to attract the attention of females by inflating a bright red balloon at the base of his throat. At mating time, a typical rookery when viewed from the air resembled an enormous party for human children, at which every child had received a red balloon. The {Galápagos} island would in fact be paved with male great frigate birds with their heads tilted back, their qualifications as husbands inflated by their lungs to the bursting point—while, overhead, the females wheeled.

' One by one the females would drop from the sky, having chosen this or that red balloon.

" After Mary Hepburn showed her film about the great frigate birds, some student, . . . almost invariably a male, was sure to ask, sometimes clinically, sometimes as a comedian, sometimes bitterly, hating and fearing women: "Do the females always try to pick the biggest ones?"

' So Mary was ready with a reply: "To answer that, we would have to interview female great frigate birds, and no one has done that yet, so far as I know. Some people have devoted their lives to studying them, though, and it is their opinion that the females are in fact choosing the red balloons which mark the best nesting sites. " '

-- From Kurt Vonnegut's 1985 novel "Galápagos" -- Ch. 20 (p. 114).
by Dinkum August 25, 2013
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