percy 

cautious! highly contagious - they are infected by the sassy man apocalypse. percys are filled with sass and addicted to bullying. beware they might as for a kiss as a bait to turn u into a percy.

someone is sassy today & its percy

percy by meowymeowhiss August 26, 2023

Percy 

A penis.

The Penis Song, by Eric Idle

Isn't it awfully nice to have a penis
Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong
It's swell to have a stiffy
It's divine to own a dick
From the tiniest little tadger
To the world's biggest prick
So, three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas
Hooray for your one-eyed trouser snake
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend
Your Percy, or your cock
You can wrap it up in ribbons
You can slip it in your sock
But don't take it out in public
Or they will stick you in the dock
And you won't come back

Percy by Marc Country June 5, 2024

Percy 

One of the funniest girls you'll ever meet. Has a serious sense of fashion and an incredible sense of humor. She lights up every room with her jokes and her smile. She isn't the most popular or well known, but she has an amazing group of friends who love her just how she is. She's creative, outgoing, beautiful, and her personality shines bright.

Guy 1: woah did you see that girl with the awesome outfit
Guy 2: yeah dude that's Percy

Percy by hurlhurlhrulryuryru November 29, 2024

Percy

Percy is one of the most beautiful people you'll ever come in contact with. He usually is kind of secretive and skeptical at first, but once you earn his trust, there's nothing he won't tell you. Most Percys have gorgeous brown eyes that look different depending on lighting. He has a crazy hard work ethic, and usually likes providing for his partner. He had to grow up too fast, and is a pretty serious person, but he can absolutely be silly when its a good time. When he loves, he loves hard, and shows a level of devotion nobody can match. He's smart, and generally has something he's really good at, creatively. He'll be the kinda guy to see the one he's gonna marry, and never have eyes for anyone but them from the moment he meets them.

"Man, Percy's so cool dude, I want to be his friend so bad."

Percy by shesprettydimactually May 20, 2026

Percy Jackson 

If you don't know who Percy Jackson is, sit the hell down, and read both of the series,after you're done,you'll join me on the fact that Percy Jackson is the epitome of fictional character badassery

Well well well Percy Jackson...you think you could prevent me from awakening?

Percy Jackson by PlatinumBeast August 14, 2016

Percy Jackson 

The essence of perfect. Son of Poseidon. Supreme Lord of the Bathroom. Seaweed brain. Lover of blue food. Mamas boy. Very protective of his wise girl

I want a boyfriend like Percy Jackson

Percy Jackson by Maleficent 2002 July 8, 2017

Percy Jackson 

Best demigod much better than Hercules and the sassiest demigod out there

Percy Jackson is perfect

Percy Jackson by Sea_otters August 22, 2017