Pendulum Balls

The term for a saggy pair of balls that belong to a gentlemen of the older age set. Normally accompanying a broom dick.

Old guy "Man my balls are starting to really sag"

Young guy" HAHA! You have pendulum balls!"

by BROOM DICK TITS! December 8, 2010

Meat pendulum

A wayward piece of skin that hangs an flaps from the top of a woman's pussy. This skin looks like it has no business being there. If encountered proceed carefully if handled tongs should be used

As I went down on my new girls pussy I noticed a long piece of skin hanging from her cunt. I thought to myself maybey I should push it to the side before someone gets hurt here. I've got a real meat pendulum.

by Tissue tommy September 10, 2011

The Pendulum

When your balls dangle so far you can swing them backwards and forwards like a grandfathers clock pendulum. This allows you to smack a girl in their face with your balls repeatedly.

"Dude I was smacking my balls in Mia's face last night"

"Alan, you did the pendulum?"

by Anal_Fister January 12, 2015

Pit and the Pendulum

A sexual position in which a/the female lies down while her partner hangs above her by his or her feet. With proper control, her partner can swing back and forth, performing oral ministrations on her each time his/her head swings by the appropriate areas.

That was some crazy shit last night. I ended up doing the Pit and the Pendulum on some girl and almost fell and broke my neck!

by 10204329943513 January 2, 2013

pendulum

Another term for a bisexual. It is quite often used in negative terms.

He's a pendulum, he might hit on everybody!

by DaSolution July 10, 2011

pendulum

The best DJ ever who released the best album ever "hold your colour"

laura loves pendulum because they are better than all the rock bands in the world put together

by Dan.c July 16, 2006

Pendulum

A bisexual (an individual being interested in both the opposite sex and the same sex, in a romantic/sexual fashion); A person who "swings both ways"

For a guy, this is most likely repulsive in untold capacities, as is any guy that would like cock in or around his mouth. But he is usually not a flamer, acting straight with only a few gay quirks.

For a girl, however, it is the epitome of hotness. Not only does does she suck cock, but if she has a hot friend, then the passage of the legendary threesome becomes open to all.....

Oh, I'm a pendulum ;P.

by Wolfwind36 October 21, 2010