pecker ripper

This is an unfortunate happening when you are receiving a blowjob from a chick that has braces and the metal rips the skin- hence a 'pecker ripper'

--Johnny is getting his cock sucked by a piece of jailbait

Johnny - Woah you are really good, the metal is an extra bonus!

chick - Mmmfff..

Johnny - Wait it's getting caught on metal.. AUGGHHH!!

hospital nurse - I guess Johnny got a pecker ripper

pulls out a bloody dick

by hieronymus lex November 12, 2012

Shredder Pecker

Someone who is intensely ugly, with a face that looks like they attempted to peck a shredder - hence their face looks awful. Can be easily shorted to just "Shredder"

Phil: Hey Joe, check out that really ugly chick!
Joe: Fuck me, she's a right shredder pecker!

Joe: Phil you are so gay
Phil: Fuck off you shredder!

by matrixbadger February 16, 2009

pecker gnat

small gnats flying around a dogs pecker when its hot outside

Bob:Hey bill look at spot hes swarming with pecker gnats, hes licking his balls, bet you wish you could do that Bill: spot would probably bite me Bob.

by briar gates November 13, 2004

PeeRB

When you have to take a piss, but you'll be right back.

Boy texting his girlfriend: How are you?
Girl texting back to boyfriend: I'm fine. Oh hey, PeeRB
Boy thinking to himself: Oh OK, she's taking a piss. I wish I was there...

by Footybuck June 4, 2016

peckerbutt

A generic insult, used by Butt-Head on the MTV program, "Beavis and Butt-Head" in the episode, "Plate Frisbee".

{Butt-Head}: There's a word for something that happens when you least expect it to.
{Stewart}: Ironic?
{Butt-Head}: No, peckerbutt. Something cool.

by Telephony August 15, 2020

One Eyed Pecker Wrecker

A slang term for butthole. Usually used in the context of a girl who has a tight ass but can also be used as a greeting or an insult.

1. Did you see the one eyed pecker wrecker on that bitch that just walked by?

2. Whats going on you one eyed pecker wrecker you want to go grab a beer after work today?

3. Say another word you fucking one eyed pecker wrecker and i will knock your teeth out!

by Ryan Rietkerk April 16, 2007

peckerlicker

a dog that is not polite in front of company

knock it off peckerlicker!

by yofadda November 9, 2006