Optimus Priming

Optimus Priming (verb): "To crush, shatter, melt, detonate, or otherwise epically destroy a robot or piece of machinery, hostile or inanimate, with force exhibiting the extra terrestrial strength of a giant humanoid robot such as Optimus Prime"

usage:
(1. "Dude, your car is such a piece of shit, lets just get a sledge hammer and Optimus Prime it... "
(2. "My mom got angry when she caught me Optimus Priming our toaster this morning when I had clearly set the thing to "light" and not "burnt to a crisp cause I'm a robot bastard".. I sure showed it who's boss"

by Bootstrap Bill July 2, 2009

permin

Meaning something is very straight and silky, can be used for anything. Taken from the popular 'Fellowship of the Lube' video.

"But I don't really give a fuck, cause my beard is still permin like a mah'fucka."

by wade wilson August 7, 2006

pump-priming

Government action taken to stimulate the economy, increased government spending money in the commercial sector, cutting taxes to boost the economy, or reducing interest rates to stimulate the economy.

The goverment will not resort to pump-priming measures to deal with the growing real-estate problem

by David Watermeyer June 3, 2006

Peemium Quality Beer

Beer that tastes yuck !!!!!

Person 1: This new pub down the street sucks.I paid 10 bucks to taste rat-pee in my beer

Person 2: Now thats what you call "Peemium Quality Beer"... LOL

by Sins Helixia January 12, 2011

Pemis

Penis with an m so it’s child friendly

“Pemis”

by Pemis_pemis January 17, 2021

Anarcho-primitivist

Someone who would like to see the abolition of all power relations of hierachy, coercion, domination, and exploitation that was brought about by the shift from hunter-gatherer to agriculture.

Every hunter gatherer in the world is an anarcho-primitivist and proof that it works.

by Ted Slade September 4, 2010

go primitive

Instead of keyboarding or texting a long and detailed story someone suggests a phone call as a more direct way to have the conversation.

Dude, I'm good with texting but this is giving me carpel tunnel, let's "go primitive" I'll call you tomorrow at 8.

by steel girl August 2, 2009