Peduncle

A synthesis of the words 'pedophile' and 'uncle'.

Used to define that creepy uncle you have who isn't really your uncle at all. He usually is an old friend of your father's, has a mustache straight out of a porno, and drives an old white van with no windows (a common variation is a van originally equipped with windows, which have now been spray-painted over).

My peduncle is always rambling on about free candy and puppies

Dude, I think I just saw my peduncle on the news.
Really?
Yeah, he's wanted for gross sexual imposition.

by UlyssesSGrantIsUpInThis June 11, 2011

peduicy

A mixture of juices from the anal and vaginal region creating a repulsive yet attractive smell for some individuals

Al III. smells like sour-expired peduicy

by SandyBottum & JayHardcore April 19, 2014

peeiudooky

to pee and dooky at the same time
or the call of people iwth hte name joel

ex i had to take a peeiudooky
or peeeiiiiuuuudoooky

by julio smither magee April 14, 2008

Peeden

A freakishly tall, blonde loser who loves fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches.

Holy crap. Here comes a peeden.

by rxforsuccess February 11, 2009

Peedance

The really cool and intuitive dance you do when you're waiting outside the bathroom or when you need to go, but can't

- What hell took you so long man? I was out here doing the peedance for 15 minutes!

- I was waiting in line to a club, when my urinary bladder hit it's peak. Tried to peedance it away but it couldn't be helped, so i had to leave my place.

by B0hem July 7, 2010

peederwhacker

Another term referring to penis.

Bro guess what!
What?
Alex's peederwhacker is so small.
No thats so sad.

by Oofhi April 20, 2018

I do not wanna get peed on

Another way to say "I don't want you guys getting pissed off at me".
Piss = Pee

Therefore it would be "I do not wanna get peed on".

Guy1: OH, NOW YOU'VE DONE IT!
Guy2: Please! I really didn't mean it! I do not wanna get peed on!!

by Bloop6 December 31, 2021