my hed is pastede on, yay!

A phrase used to refer to the internet trend of people cropping the head of one person, perhaps a celebrity, and putting on the body of someone else, such as a naked person, via an image-editing program like Photoshop or Paintshop Pro. Often very obvious and ridiculously stupid. Originated via fandom wank. Spelled in the manner of illiterate 13 year olds.

13 Year Old Boy: Look, J.Lo naked! With Britney Spears!
Picture: My hed is pastede on, yay!

by Megan September 4, 2004

pit paste

Slang for deodorant

Damn bro you stink! Slather on some pit paste

by Stitched4now March 29, 2016

Pizza Pasta

Pizza Pasta is a phrase Hooney says, and every time you hear it you get even more blessed. you can hear it all day every day

Hooney: pizza pasta so so (yum)
Me: *instantly gets blessed*

by Sangwoos.feet.fetish. December 1, 2020

Cash and Paste

To download a naked glamour shot of an anonymous model, then crudely and unprofessionally cut (or "cash") and paste the face of a friend over the top, and to then masturbate until climax over your work (to "paste").

Some practicioners have been known to both print and laminate their work for repeated and frequent use.

"Hey Steven, did you 'cash and paste' Carluccio?"

by Professor Smut September 16, 2009

Sun is past the yardarm

It is an old naval term, it means the bar is open. It is late enough in the day to start drinking.

The sun is past the yardarm, it is time for a drink.

by tagtech March 18, 2011

paste-eater

Someone who was not very bright as a youth in school.

You can't expect him to know that; he was a paste-eater.

by KilgoreTrout May 26, 2005

pastafarian

a believer of the flying spaghetti monster or better known as fsm.

have you been touched by his noodly appendage?

yes, i'm a pastafarian

by chindra October 6, 2008