The Holy peanut

The Holy Peanut is our lord and saviour of the SCP foundation, if The Peanut escapes containment it would be like thanos, except the peanut knows who to kill because he is so wise and if you get killed it’s for your own good, AND he doesn’t have an ass

Did you pray to the holy peanut?

no.

You better, or else you become a thot

by The globgogabgolab himself April 20, 2019

You pay peanuts you get monkeys

Offering poor recompense for employment leads to employing poor staff who will deliver poor results.

Your teams customer service ability is pathetic!

Well you can hardly expect any better with the budget you gave me, you pay peanuts you get monkeys.

by nznegativeions July 12, 2011

inside peanut butter

"inside peanut butter" refers to having a tan/brown leather or plush interior in your vehicle.

Inside peanut butter outside jelly
7 days of the week 7 different chevys
Black SS wit tha top blown off
f*** with them boys get ya top blown off

by eXentric July 17, 2006

Boiled Peanuts

A delicious snack consisting of green (raw), unshelled peanuts boiled in salt water. This delicacy is typically purchased in gas station parking lots and roadside vegetable stands and consumed by southerners of all socio-economic backgrounds. Almost always served in Styrofoam cups and wrapped in the skimpiest napkin ever made, this salty snack is intended to be shared with family and friends although it is not uncommon for asocial types to devour the whole cup as to not share any with his wife/mistress.

Rich Birmingham Business Man: Mama, I got a cup of boiled peanuts for the Auburn vs. Alabama game.

Broke-Ass Methamphetamine-Addicted Construction Worker: Mama, I got a cup of boiled peanuts for the Auburn vs. Alabama game.

by Gary Vitalis February 19, 2007

Peanut Butter Gamer

One of the most Truthful gamer and YouTube host of all time.
Maybe not as Competent nor mature, but straight and simple and in most scenarios; Hilarious. You can Google it! He has a channel, he works hard;
Google: Peanut Butter Gamer
Other than that he also has an gaming channel too.
Google: PBGGameplay

"I'M OLDER THAN JUSTIN BEAVER AND NEVER CUT MY HAIR IN MY LIFE!! Well except that time where I spiked my hair, and another time where I shaved my head completely bald; BUT OTHER THAN THAT, I HAD IT FIRRSST! I had it firrsst." ~PBG

"YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"

"And to finish this off, This is the first definition for Peanut Butter Gamer...So we have that now."

by Supa Louie G August 11, 2014

pernus

A deformed willy

Rebecca has a pernus

by Thestrangelittlenubby November 9, 2013

peanut butt jelly

When one slathers peanut butter on one side of one's lover's ass crack and jelly on the other side of one's lover's ass crack, squishes them together and then licks it up. Must be done while enjoying a 69 this puts the bj is in the pbj.

Peanut butt jelly is a great post workout snack.

by Seantel83 March 31, 2016