the most sexiest, inhumanly, gorgous person alive... who should be locked up for being so good looking.
by DieHard Twilighter March 24, 2009
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robert pattinson used to be hot and sexy but then he was in twilight and now he sucks
by talking space monkeys April 15, 2009
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A British-born actor, singer, musician, composer and former youth model. Despite backlash of Twilight haters, actually rather a talented bloke, and a refreshing change of "teen idol" from the prettyboy jock types not everybody dies for; laid-back, a little strange, and lacking highlights in his hair and bronzer on his face. Despite being given "beautiful" as his sole character trait in the Twilight books, managed to bring Edward Cullen to life. Very much coveted by his legions of fans, in a very frightening way.
Random person: "That actor over there is Robert Pattinson."
Me: "I'm afraid for his life."
Random person: "Why?"
*Pattinson is mobbed. Not by me.*
Random person: "Oh."
Me: "I'm afraid for his life."
Random person: "Why?"
*Pattinson is mobbed. Not by me.*
Random person: "Oh."
by forthright December 3, 2011
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Random Rob Fan: OMG, Robert Pattinson is soooooooo hot, he's perfect for Edward!
Me: Are you on crack?!?!?! He looks nothing like Edward should. He's too... blah.
Me: Are you on crack?!?!?! He looks nothing like Edward should. He's too... blah.
by Alice_laughed July 17, 2010
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by disbitchizbad March 26, 2009
Get the robert pattinson mug.An attractive actor with nice eyebrows, has starred in Harry Potter as Cedric Diggory, but is best known for his recent role in Twilight as Edward Cullen.
by Greenday678912345 April 23, 2009
Get the Robert Pattinson mug.1. The British actor playing the vampire Edward Cullen in the Twilight movie series. (the pale gross faggot, not the tan muscleheaded retard)
2. The British actor who played the wizard Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Goblet of fire, and got about maybe 15 minutes total of awkward screen time.
3. A reanimated fetus who managed to reach semi-adulthood, but whose hair, teeth, and talent stayed at the same level, which makes a vampire the perfect role
2. The British actor who played the wizard Cedric Diggory in Harry Potter and the Goblet of fire, and got about maybe 15 minutes total of awkward screen time.
3. A reanimated fetus who managed to reach semi-adulthood, but whose hair, teeth, and talent stayed at the same level, which makes a vampire the perfect role
Dude, Robert Pattinson looks like a nasty reanimated fetus. What do these crazy 12 year olds see in him?
by chuddlewinks July 9, 2010
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