patriot

1.someone who believes that the person holding a gun and waving a u.s. flag is always right
2.synonym for misled
3.sometimes bordering on fanaticism

'It's my duty as a patriot to cheer for my government, and trust them to defend us from terrorists, even when it means lying, and bombing kids and old ladies in iraq'

by radio girl December 11, 2003

patriots

A bunch of no good, cheating, cry babies that allowed their cheating coach to leave the field because he was so upset that they are 18-1. HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!

Boo Hoo - We suck ass Patriots can't win without filming the other teams defense. We Suck!!!!

by Pimp Stick February 4, 2008

Patriots

See also La-Li-Lu-Le-Lo.

Ocelot is in league with Solidus, and with the Patriots, but will the Patriots condone the acts of either Solidus OR Ocelot?

by Grey Fox November 10, 2004

patriots

They are the greatest team since 85' bears stupid. They won 15 in a row!!!!! 10-0 against winning teams. Stupid People stop complaning about the patriots saying they suck because you are jealous. i mean get a life. Pats fans waited forever for the patriots to get good and it finnally happend. So stop complaing and being jealous.

the patriots are good, if you think not your credibility is not very good and whatever you say about football teams is useless

by bobb May 15, 2004

The Patriot

(N.)Accidental death by autoerotic asphyxiation. Usually the cause of a person or persons taking their perverse self-love to dangerous, sometimes fatal levels.

see also: SuperBowl XLII; Tom Brady; Bill Bellichick

Little Billy accidentally pulled The Patriot the other day when he was beating off with a belt around his neck while staring at himself in the mirror.

by UNSTOPPABLE1 January 11, 2009

Patriots

Bunch of hacks who got their asses handed to them by the NYG during the epic Superbowl 42. Have a cheerleading squad of fans comprised of the same club who don pink BoSox caps.

True Patriots fans are like true Red Sox fans: There are very few far and in between.

The 18-1 record butt-hurt the Japanese deep sea scuba diver, who happened to be wearing a Patriots jersey and neon yellow Red Sox hat at the time.

by sux0r February 4, 2008

Patriots

1. An American football team from Foxboro, MA. They have been called a "football dynasty"... up until Super Bowl XLII.

2. Any group that is dysfunctional or a waste of time; a group that wastes valuble resources.

1.
The Patriots ended their 2007-2008 season with 18 wins and 1 "giant" loss.

2.
Husband: Honey, did the newspaper arrive yet?
Wife: No, it hasn't.
Husband: Stupid Canadians- I mean, Patriots!

by Sid Barrett February 6, 2008