a patient

a person with mental issue of some kind.....or is socially inept.

as in, 'don't bother with him - he's a patient'

(originated in UK prisons during the early 1980's and is in wide use inside today)

I'd stray away from him - he's a patient .

'he's on medication - he's a patient'.

by thecleaner June 21, 2018

Patience

A truly wonderful person until she feels like she has "had enough" or "just can't handle being in a relationship". She will break your heart if you let her have too much of it. But you will miss her everyday when she is not standing by your side or in your arms. She deserves everything and nothing.

Guy: Patience is a cool person!
Ex-Boyfriend: Well until she rips your heart out of your chest!

by fluffykitty2203 November 28, 2018

Patient Zero

That unknown mysterious colleague who comes into the office, sneezes every 5 mins, spreads a ton of nasty ass bacteria that eventually has half the office calling in sick the following day.

Matt: Geez Alice, you have been chain sneezing for the last 15 mins, Are you okay?
Alice: So did you last week asshole and now everyone has gotten infected with your shit.
Matt: Yeah Bitch, I'm Patient Zero so don't fuck with me, when you see me, wear a fucking gas mask .
Alice. Off you contagious fuck.

by methradeth October 10, 2019

Concerned Patient

1. a stupid ass online pseudonym for critics of Chicago-area doctors.

2. Concerned Patient(s) often clutter comment threads with shrill rants and libelous claims about said doctors; however, their participation in the threads is still welcome by moderators due to overall flagging interest in the blog / website.

Concerned Patient: Thank you so much! Someone was finally brave enough to expose this pill-pushing evildoer!

Reader # 2: Yeah, right! LMFAO! LMFAO! LMFAO!

by special someone !!!!3 May 12, 2010

Dementia Patient

Someone who forgets too much.

Jason: Hey what time does the game start?
Jack: Ummmm.... I forgot
Jason: Wow jack you're a real Dementia Patient
Jack: I know :(

by Obligitory Pseudonym October 21, 2019

dear patience

Literally needs to be at number one stop playing Niall Horan’s best song 😤

Dude have you listened to Dear Patience by niall it’s a bop

by yktv072310 August 21, 2020

Patience

The science of peace.

Patience is my favorite part of studying science.

by Ihateamarillos June 26, 2016