chemo patient

While performing anal sex, you shave all of the hair off your partners head, ejaculate all over it and make them eat it.

If my girlfiends hair would ever grow back I'd give her another chemo patient.

by Zane and David May 2, 2008

The Patient Soul

Otherwise known as Exxistq, this soul is found in the depths of the void, and it prefers to be undisturbed.

When disturbed it will violently rip you apart limb from limb making you scream out in terror as it will hypnotize you into having died over and over again..

Do be careful young Traveler, The Patient Soul Lingers in the void.

by Hayabusa5239 December 31, 2023

Patient Cook

Patient cook, unlike actual cook, is not cooking. There, the word cook itself is homonym to cuck, as in cuckold. So patient cook is a guy who is very endured being obviously humiliated by a girl and/or her boyfriend.

Sam: I have driven 250 miles to see her only to find out she had a boyfriend who were with us the whole time.

You: Whoa, what a Patient Cook you are.

by MikeToreno May 18, 2024

whore patient

A long-term (or frequent flyer) patient in a hospital, rehab, or nursing home. After some time has passed, the patient has been taken care of by each staff member at least once.

Charge Nurse: John you're taking care of 420 today, sorry its your turn.

RN John: Aww man! I know they're nice and all, but they can be so needy. What a whore patient

Patient: Nurse I need the bedpan again

by NurseNastay October 3, 2022

Be patient

The new way females say “I’m not over my ex” so do all the stuff a boyfriend is supposed to do but we not having sex. Also known as simp training

My last relationship was rough, even tho it ended two years ago, be patient with me I’m working through it.

by 2real4trulames February 26, 2024

rulya patient

A sicko

Don’t go near him he’s a rulya patient

by Sausy February 4, 2021

Patient 0

The Federal Bureau of Investigations nickname for Hillary Clinton

Patient 0 lost the election

by Domingoodp February 23, 2017