Patanga

an old 1800's texas rancher term for when one over stimulates their aura so much that it ends up causing the etheric oscillations to collapse into an astral vortex, thus sucking all your energy reserves into a negative state of ionic submatter.

Roger stop stimulating your aura or you'll patanga!

by Jerry Bruckheimen May 29, 2013

panhandle rodeo

A Panhandle Rodeo is when that definitely older, but still attractive chick, invites you back to her condo for Monster Energy drinks and beef jerky.

Me and my boys were kickin' it at Club La Vela and this blond chick asked if I was in town for the Panhandle Rodeo.

by CHA$ March 18, 2017

Panhandle Behavior

Murdering those close to you with no expectation of getting away with it....no planning or plotting of any kind is involved

Panhandle Behavior is exhibited in every episode of Small Town Murder

by smalltownmurder May 20, 2018

Pathage

The length of pavement that is between you and your destination

Yo I'm gonna cross the grass, to cut off some pathage

by Pathagemaster June 22, 2020

disha patani

the hottest person u will ever see

yo disha patani is so hot
i wanna screw her

by dishapatanilover January 14, 2022

pathalogical liar

A person who just can't help but tell the exact opposite of what is the truth. You will know that nothing but prefabricated bullshit is coming out of their mouths WHEN THEIR LIPS ARE MOVING! They lie about everything from if they cheated on you to what color the icing was that topped their poptart for breakfast. And they can be perceived as being passionate when telling lies, because along with a fake life of lies comes the job of being an actor. A Pathalogical Liar will even continue to repeatedly tell lies, EVEN after the fact that they DONT DO IT WELL, is pointed out to them time and time again.

DANNY is a pathalogical liar! And , ACCORDING TO HIM, he also has did not screw Leanne or Dana...did not call my parents and tell them a bunch of LIES and some truths about my personal life, he did not steal from me, he will find a way to help me pay the bills, he is sorry for calling me names and being mental and abusive, he is sorry for being a complete leech and mooch...doing NOTHING..not looking for a job, smoking all of my cigarettes, suffocating me, living off me and draining me mentally , physically, emotionally...for doing nothing but being a complete burden and being more work than five newborn babies...but these are all lies because has not stopped. I think being a pathalogical liar makes DANNY really disgusting...He definitly needs more D to go with that ICK!

by Ginger Frick June 21, 2006

panhandle

to beg on the streets (a back-formation of panhandler)

I ain't go gonna panhandle away my life. I have potential.

by The Return of Light Joker September 30, 2008