paranoweed

The feeling that you are paranoid about something after you smoked weed.

I think you are just paranoweed.

by lanarobin September 4, 2017

Paranoid

Trevor Dobson
Neighborhood watch association

Trevor is a paranoid neighborhood watch member

by Trevor Dobson March 19, 2023

pre-paranoid

When someone is preoccupied with how paranoid they will be driving under the influence with the munchies.

guy one: "Dude, your not even listening..."

guy two: "Um.........uh............yeah...........what? Sorry I'm a bit pre-paranoid about driving."

by seezilysoo February 22, 2011

Social Paranoid

A Teen who has been mentally down due to social networking hacking and privacy issues.

Many millenials are facing Social Paranoid due to misuse of photos and impersonification in Facebook and other social networking sites.

by Moulish Rated - R Punk April 28, 2015

The Paranoid Monkeys

Underground progressive rock band from Fife, Scotland. The Paranoid Monkeys are sincerely intense, compelling and original soundsmith's of THOUGHTFUL sonically grooving material, i.e. material that makes you THINK AND GROOVE! (Rare as rocking horse sh*t.) Politically astute, universally aware, socially super-conscious and ultimately spellbinding. If all you want is three chords and dumb entertainment, then they probably aren't for you. But if you actually love 'listening' to music, they probably are.

Listen to The Paranoid Monkeys here-

reverbnation.com/theparanoidmonkeys

by Satans nipple October 11, 2011

Paranoid schizophrenic

The crazy nutjobs that believe the US government caused 9/11.

John: The government is out to get you, man! They caused 9/11! They planted explosives in the towers and shot down Flight 93. They shot a missile at the Pentagon. The government wants you dead!

Joe: Jesus! What a paranoid schizophrenic!

by TontoTheScalper August 25, 2011

paranoid crybaby

A person that is insanely fearful of his or her surroundings and constantly whines over what they assume something bad will immediately happen to them caused by whatever they lay their eyes on.

You are such a paranoid crybaby. Why don't you just grow up and get over yourself??

by Archdruid1989 June 19, 2010