Slappy Pappy

To slap a girl across the face with your well endowed johnson

Hey... She is into the rough stuff! She likes me to give her the "slappy Pappy"

by El Donko Deluxo June 27, 2003

Chim Pappy

Slapping your dick against the girl's face. Also known as a Danza Slap, and usually shortened to Chim Pap.

John W.: "My french fry brings all the boys to the yard, damn right. It's better than yours; I can teach you, but I'd have to chim pappy..."

"Man, she was sucking my dick, and just when she didn't expect it... WHAM! I gave her the ole Chim Pap."

by coryw2009 December 24, 2008

Ur pappy trappy

The next level after ur granny tranny (NOTE: this is not the worst insult yet)

George: Ur granny tranny
Bill: Don't make me say it
George: DO IT!
Bill: NEVER!!
George: DO IT U FUCKIN PUSSY!!!1!
Bill: Ur pappy trappy
*Bill gets wiped out from existence, the earth splits in two, a supermassive black hole replaces the sun*

by IAmSufferingEndMe March 16, 2018

Grand Pappy Smash

To beat your meat so hardcore that it starts to chafe and bleed.

Ouch!! Ouch!! Ouch!! OH YES!!

by Da Man July 16, 2004

Brown Pappy

The act of defecating on ones chest while receiving a simultaneous blowjob.

Man I took that slut from the bar home last night. I was sitting on her chest getting a blowjob and I gave her the Brown Pappy.

by Pappy Blumpkin May 17, 2011

Coo Pappy

A Vagina

Kathy: That boy's dreaming if he thinks he's getting anywhere near my Coo Pappy.

by Elwood January 6, 2004

Nappy Pappy

Bigfoots DICK

Nappy Pappy smells like bigfoots dick

by kndfvnfdibgfd March 27, 2010