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Dick paparazzi

When a male is talking to somone he admires on snapchat and wants to send a picture of his penis but is too shy so takes a close up picture of his meat so nothing can be seen but he still had braggging rights. Word
I was too nervous to send a dick pic so instead I sent some dick paparazzi
by Scrub YN April 5, 2017
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paparnazi

An insult used towards annoying paparazzi.
I cant even get into my car without having to deal with a couple dozen paparnazis'
by nobody 1013 May 25, 2010
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Papa Paparazzi

Paparazzi is when a girl falls deeply in love with a boy and otherwise decides to murder him and stalk him when he stops putting out! Usually this type of girl stalks his facebook first, so watch your step! Then she moves onto more important things like his social security number and bank number. This is one crazy chick, you better watch out!

For those who have a stalker and don't have many muscles on them, learn some self defense!
Billy: Hey dude! I seriously need some help. I met a chick at a bar last week. But i wasn't able to ditch her! First she was talking about marrying me and having kids, and then when i said no she said she wanted to kill me!

Bobby Joe: Well that just sucks, do you want to be burried next to your parents in the Rockville cemetary?

Billy: Man, you're no help!

Bobby Joe: Well not much I can do when a papa paparazzi stalker is one the loose.

Billy: Heellllllllp!!!
by Ihavemyownpersonalstalker April 2, 2010
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Brooklyn Bridge paparazzi

Those pedestrians wiling to risk their lives standing in the bike lane over the Brooklyn Bridge just to get that iconic photo
I picked off another Brooklyn Bridge paparazzi on my bike today.
by whateverbaby October 19, 2010
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Paparazzi

In addition to the typical use of this word to refer to celebrity chasing by the media it also is a sexual term. In the sexual term giving a girl a paparazzi is when you are having sex with her and have a bunch of your friends bust in during the middle of the act with camcorders and cameras and take pictures.
Greg was drillin' his old lady and we all broke into the room took pictures and gave her a paparazzi.
by Captain Ahab August 11, 2006
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paparazzi lightning

The act of getting photographed by paparazzi in a very unfavorable way, and the unsolicited public interest so aroused.
Britney Spears got hit by paparazzi lightning while skinny dipping in her swimming pool.
by TeDePe October 22, 2008
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The Paparazzi

A variation on the oft talked about but seldom used Rodeo. In this version, a group of friends break into a room where two individuals are mid-coitus and proceed to loudly yell for both parties to pose for the cameras, all the while snapping pictures with several flashing cameras in hand. The gentleman engaged in the act then has to do his best to smile for the cameras while keeping the girl engaged as long as he can. Selling the pictures to the highest bidder afterwards is also to be expected.
"Julie always looked so nice and innocent in the photos I had seen of her. Check out the look of terror on her face in these pictures from The Paparazzi we pulled on she and Scott last night. I think these shots will fetch at least a couple hundred bucks."
by Michael Main June 23, 2006
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