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Palming Whiffle

The act of placing your hand on a man’a whiffle as he gags on your flesh dart.
Bruh, I palming whiffle so hard last night I got a hair splinter from Dale’s head!
by Hairy Callahand September 16, 2021
mugGet the Palming Whifflemug.

stank palm

created in "Mallrats", its when you stick your hand in your sweaty crack and subsequently shake someone's hand without them knowing what you did with your hand. Its supposed to leave a stank on someone's hand for a LONG time.
Dude, that guy just totally stank-palmed the principal!! Awesome!
by rasputinlives June 2, 2004
mugGet the stank palmmug.

palms flat

1. A term used to describe an intense sexual experience that usually occurs, but isn't limited to prisons and penitentiaries. The act is so rough that the receiver of the act finds themselves pinned palms flat against a wall or floor. This can be common during surprise butt sex or other surprise sex maneuvers.

2. A phrase that describes how hard you got owned or were defeated by another person, group, entity or poltergeist.
"Why you walking like that?"
"Girl, Tevon got me palms flat last night. I won't be walking right for a week."
by Nevan April 25, 2017
mugGet the palms flatmug.

gamer palm

An internal pain of the palm, caused by contact with a mousepad from playing computer games for extended periods of time.
I have gamer palm from playing too much Counter-Strike.
by Trizik September 12, 2005
mugGet the gamer palmmug.

Hairy Palms

"they" used to tell children that masturbating would result in a variety of physical maladies, including hairy palms.
If you masturbate, you'll get hairy palms.
by urbandictionary.com@mcrae.ca December 9, 2008
mugGet the Hairy Palmsmug.

Palm Pilot

A name given to someone who masturbates excessively.
Woah, take it easy there, Palm Pilot.
by Solinox May 14, 2004
mugGet the Palm Pilotmug.

read the palm

Amanda: ur a loser!!!
Marc: ya know what... read the palm!
by Hall Monitor Suze June 8, 2005
mugGet the read the palmmug.

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