Five Pounds

Its when you rush to the bathroom after eating greasy mexican food that gives you bubble guts. Its the weight of the package you are about to drop off as soon as your ass meets toilet seat.

Where is Fernando?
He went to make a five pounds.
Damn mexican food.

by Morbidcorey May 30, 2011

Big pounds of meech

Slang for dick-sucking, swallowing cock.

Look at that, Kevin keeps taking big pounds of meech from Lamar.

by Keoni-san May 17, 2017

twenty pounds of crack

What the larger ladies have inside their underwear.

Rosie O'Donnell was busted at the airport with twenty pounds of crack in her pants.

by Poll Hereford November 2, 2009

50 pounds of fury

The kid that calls you "gay" over Xbox Live.

This 12 year old 50 pounds of fury said he had sex with my mom

by Nigga nigga nigga nigger March 6, 2016

50 pounds of beef

Having an extraordinarily large gripe or grudge against another person.

Like for a graduation party.

"Hey do you want to go with me to my friend Cassie's house?"
"Heck naw, I got 50 pounds of beef with that broad."

by Brewtown July 18, 2017

Pandemic pounds

The weight you gain from excess food, and alcohol, while sheltering in place during a worldwide pandemic.

Dude, while staying at home during the pandemic’s shelter in place, I have consumed so much food, and adult beverages, I’ve gained 10 pandemic pounds!

by The Lois Lane June 4, 2020

pennies to pounds

A wager that is considered a sure thing or a likely scenario.

I'd bet you pennies to pounds the rams will win the super bowl

by Kootss March 26, 2019