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The weight you gain from excess food, and alcohol, while sheltering in place during a worldwide pandemic.
Dude, while staying at home during the pandemic’s shelter in place, I have consumed so much food, and adult beverages, I’ve gained 10 pandemic pounds!
by The Lois Lane June 04, 2020
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45, scared out of his wits, and hiding in a bunker during protests, like the bunker bitch he is.
The protesters got close to the White House, and 45, the pussy that he is, hid in his bunker. What a Bunker Bitch!
by The Lois Lane June 02, 2020
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