poorbastardtarian

A person who physically can't eat meat for medical reasons. They love the taste and smell of meat and thus hate the label of vegetarian/vegan.

I will have the nut roast although I'd love the lamb but it would kill me because I'm a poorbastardtarian.

by @jennifergr8 June 26, 2016

Poomas

Poomas- A word that describes action, object, event, person, or weed to be the best that it can be.

"Dave sells his weed cheap" "Yeah but Piers has got Poomas"

"Thats Poomas!"

by Mc Pounds and Colsey June 29, 2009

Poobaloo

Poobaloo is shit made by a bear who appeared in the Jungle Book.

Stay away from the poobaloo, young man!

Eegghhh... that smells like poobaloo!

by jonycestmoi April 6, 2008

poobating

Deciding whether or not to take a poo before leaving the house or allowing the poo to further percolate.

I'm poobating whether or not to take a dump now or wait till I get to work.

by Kieron M May 24, 2008

Poobah

Big cheese

my cousin is poobah

by danitoevitoe July 21, 2020

poonbag

1. one who is lame ("bloody cunthead").
2. one who is severely lacking motivation.

3. "Duncan is not leaving his house because he is a poonbag."

by McStavros Poonshow June 20, 2005

Poobat

You take a shit in a small toilet/compartment, so when the next person walks in it will be like the getting hit in the face with a bat of poo. The smell is so bad it will knock you out.

Bill takes a shit after one to many burritos.
Jake walks in afterwards and gets a poobat to the face.
Bill shouts "Homerun" and continues to watch Jay Leno.

by Kenny_The_Australian March 8, 2009