Playin Possum

To express you will not be attending a lame event.

Hey Steve, are you going to Alan's party tonight?
Naw man, im playin possum for sure.

by Dr.SteveBrules May 7, 2011

playin wit you

when you're just so done wit people's shit that you wanna square up

"touch me again hoe, I fucking dare you, touch me again, I ain't playin wit you"
"dumbass hoe, you think i'm playin wit you, but i'm not. square the fuck up, bitch!"

by Cherries and Wine January 22, 2019

straight dawg playin

a joke or an unbelievable action

tanner be straight dawg playing me when he says he over me

by betle April 17, 2021

Playinity

The status of if you're a player of not kind of like a virginity but it's more of a status thing.

Boy 1: I'm in love with Delilah bro!
Boy 2: FAREAL? You used to be a player man!
Boy 1: DOES THIS MEAN I'VE LOST MY PLAYINITY?
Boy 2: YUP!!
Boy 1: Fuck it It's worth it!

by Thawild.kidd October 9, 2017

Joe Playin' Ho

Any people of the persuasion to do anything creative and be amazing with it. i.e. having the abilities of Mr. Bond

Dick: Wow! That David sure is creative, he does everything well, Music, painting, and plumbing!

Jane: Yeah, he sure is a "Joe Playin' Ho"!

by Josiah234782 January 20, 2009