Plain Guy

A derogatory word that describes a white person. Can be used in much the same way as nigger, chink, and spic.

You plain guys never get accused of anything.

i ain't sayin she a gold digga but she aint messin with no broke plain guys

by Ybloc yenaled99 April 19, 2010

Plain Cain Champagne

N.

N. The drippings that localize from the rear quarter of the male.

N. The moistness between the teeth and the upper lip usually consisting of ape semen.

Please do not drink the Plain Cain Champagne, you will most likely lose a limb.

The young man in his excitement blathered fluid everywhere, and the waitress proclaimed, "Get away everyone, that Plain Cain Champagne has a 38.2% of impregnating you!"

by Cory Strawbridge April 1, 2005

plain bread

Liked by people called (robin) usually following the consumption of many drugs.

Oh look there’s a robin again eating plain bread without butter.

by the spud nut August 28, 2018

plain chicken

Someone boring, tasteless and dry. Has zero personality or sense of humour and probably wears tartan pyjamas.

Plain chicken for a plain girl

by PCFAPG December 26, 2021

Plain pop tart

Someone with no personality, or point of being there.

The kid that sits next to me in math is a plain pop tart. He has no personality, and he’s zoned out 99% of the time. I’ve never even heard him talk.

(This is not a quiet kid, but someone who seems to be out of it due to drug use)

by Uglybuglybee September 18, 2023

plain-as-day

A phrase that indicates something so obvious that even the thickest, most oblivious person should see it. Usually, but not always, meant in a slightly insulting or derogatory manner; Origins are unknown but possibly derived from Irish. Use of it seems to have started on the east coast but is also found throughout the country, mostly in rural communities. Similar to: "as plain as the nose on your face".

"Those kids died? Well it's a shame but it's plain-as-day they shouldn't have been playing at the top of the cliffs."
"Did I see the latest Darwin Award? Well it's plan-as-day that you shouldn't strap a rocket engine to the roof of your car."
"How do you get downtown? See that water tower, head for that and you'll find downtown, plain-as-day, just to the right."

by Goodbye_Charlie December 12, 2013

plain skin

What tattooed/pierced/scarred/modded people use to refer to annoying un-modded people who have the mistake misconception that NOT having mods somehow makes you better. implies that one completely misses the fact that body modification is one of the oldest act of humankind and one of the most striking differences between humans and animals.

"A plain skin can't comprehend the joy of body modification."

by Phro November 14, 2006