zone of interest

The genitals or genital region of a human female. Usually refers only to that of an attractive woman; homely women are typically said to possess a zone of disinterest.

Her zone of interest was engorged and swollen, oozing out the slimy evidence of her arousal.

by J. Grigor Wladislaw June 4, 2009

The Most Interesting Man in the World

The Most Interesting Man in the World is an advertising campaign for the Dos Equis brand of beer.
The advertisements feature a bearded, debonair gentleman roughly in his 70s, portrayed by actor Jonathan Goldsmith.
They also feature a montage (mostly in black and white) of daring exploits involving "the most interesting man" when he was younger.

Here are some interesting facts about the mot interesting man in the world:

He lives vicariously through himself.
He once had an awkward moment, just to see how it feels.
His beard alone has experienced more than a lesser man’s entire body.
When it is raining, it is because he is thinking of something sad.
His shirts never wrinkle.
He is left-handed and right-handed.
If he were to mail a letter without postage, it would still get there.
The police often question him just because they find him interesting.
His blood smells like cologne.
On every continent in the world, there is a sandwich named after him.
Cuba imports cigars from him.
His business card simply says “I’ll call you.”
He has won the lifetime achievement award, twice.
If he were to punch you in the face, you would have to fight off the urge to thank him.
He bowls overhand.
He tips an astonishing 100%.
Once while sailing around the world, he discovered a short cut.
His passport requires no photograph.
He can identify UFOs
His words carry weight that would break a less interesting mans jaw

The Most Interesting Man in the World requires no example.

by canopen123canclosed March 11, 2015

Best interest

You have good intentions for something or someone

You like me but your dating someone else I’ll keep it in your best interest 😉

by Okonamahailey March 27, 2020

Mr Interesting

Ironic name for a tedious individual who believes himself to be the most interesting thing around. Mr Interestings tend to be fat security guards with ugly girlfriends. They drone on and on about the most inconsequential things and expect their audience to be rivetted.

Oh shit, here comes Mr Interesting.

And his repulsive girlfriend.

Let's run before they collar us. Once that boring bastard starts talking we can kiss goodbye to the whole fucking week.

by lumpbag May 16, 2009

interested

when the feeling of motivation or enthusiasm for something is strong enough that a person is fully prepared to spend a considerable portion of his or her available assets (i.e. money, time) on it

All Jack is interested in is getting laid. So much of his spending money goes towards taking women out for dinner and drinks.

Dennis was so interested in climate change that he liquidated his 401k to spend three months doing research in the Arctic.

by D.S. Credito March 5, 2015

sneaky pinters

someone who finds an excuse for a midweek pint, or anyone who enjoys being drunk at inappropriate moments. They will condemn people who fail to finish a drink when called upon, particularly when a coin has been dropped into it.

"surely they aren't shitfaced at a funeral?" "they must be sneaky pinters"

"it's been a long day at work today, fancy joining the sneaky pinters?" "no. It's Tuesday."

"fuck it, sneaky pint?"

by pissartist October 19, 2019

pinecrest cove

The worst school in the world. Only good thing about it is Ms. Castello and Ms. Masellis. Don’t forget about the demerits those are honestly cancer. We are the stingays, or the Pinecrest pussies

Yo there are no hot bitces at cove
Pinecrest cove is gay

by Gaynibba2 September 25, 2019