"My cousin Hector was the victim of an Alabama Piñata."
"My baby mama's daughter's birthday was the other day, we had ourselves an Alabama Piñata"
"My baby mama's daughter's birthday was the other day, we had ourselves an Alabama Piñata"
by alabamapinata March 21, 2024
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Trump supporter: I don't know who you think you are but this is 'Murica and we speak English in 'Murcia! Speak the laungage of the world!
Chicana: Well actually English is the 3d most spoken laughing right behind Sp-
Trump supporter: Shut up you dirty Mexican or it's piñata time for you!! Go make me a taco!
Trump supporter: I don't know who you think you are but this is 'Murica and we speak English in 'Murcia! Speak the laungage of the world!
Chicana: Well actually English is the 3d most spoken laughing right behind Sp-
Trump supporter: Shut up you dirty Mexican or it's piñata time for you!! Go make me a taco!
by Snhstndff June 8, 2017
Get the Piñata Time mug.A naughty party game played with 3 - 6 people. You start the game with everyone taking a shot. Once taking a shot (of your choice), the oldest “male” of the group gets erect and everyone then proceeds to take turns jerking him off. Every participant has 30 seconds to make him cum, if there is no ejaculation the jerker has to take a shot and the next person goes. Whoever is the one to make said “male” ejaculate is crowned the winner and doesn’t have to drink while the losers are forced to drink a shot of choice by the now post ejaculate “male.”
by Anonymous 113567 February 21, 2021
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In most cases when an inordinate number of misfortunes occur seemingly as a 'string of bad luck,' the universe is most likely picking on you.
In most cases when an inordinate number of misfortunes occur seemingly as a 'string of bad luck,' the universe is most likely picking on you.
Example 1:
Guy 1: Hey, I heard Steve got struck by lightening thirteen times yesterday!
Guy 2: Yeah totally. I was standing right next to him. If he didn't take it all I would have gotten struck too!
Guy 1: Oh God, yeah, Steve must be a Cosmic Piñata. Last time I was almost hit by a car but Steve appeared out of nowhere-the car swerved and hit Steve instead!... We're lucky he was with us when shit happened!
Example 2:
Guy 1 does 20 gacha pulls in a mobile game and get rubbish. Guy 1 is a Cosmic Piñata because he unwittingly raised the chance for another player to get something good.
Guy 2 does 1 gacha pull and get 10 x 5* characters. Guy 2 got lucky because Guy 1 absorbed all the trash.
Example 3:
Girl 1: Hey look! a Louis Vuitton for only 50 bucks on this website!!
Girl 2: *pulls out credit card and buys 10* - OMG! I NEED!
Girl 2: *Finds out it was fake and the thieves stole her credit card details and maxed it out. She didn't have theft insurance.* - Shit!
Girl 1: Oh God! Lucky you found out or it would have been me who would have been conned!
Girl 2: God I hate being a Cosmic Piñata! What did I do to deserve this!?
Guy 1: Hey, I heard Steve got struck by lightening thirteen times yesterday!
Guy 2: Yeah totally. I was standing right next to him. If he didn't take it all I would have gotten struck too!
Guy 1: Oh God, yeah, Steve must be a Cosmic Piñata. Last time I was almost hit by a car but Steve appeared out of nowhere-the car swerved and hit Steve instead!... We're lucky he was with us when shit happened!
Example 2:
Guy 1 does 20 gacha pulls in a mobile game and get rubbish. Guy 1 is a Cosmic Piñata because he unwittingly raised the chance for another player to get something good.
Guy 2 does 1 gacha pull and get 10 x 5* characters. Guy 2 got lucky because Guy 1 absorbed all the trash.
Example 3:
Girl 1: Hey look! a Louis Vuitton for only 50 bucks on this website!!
Girl 2: *pulls out credit card and buys 10* - OMG! I NEED!
Girl 2: *Finds out it was fake and the thieves stole her credit card details and maxed it out. She didn't have theft insurance.* - Shit!
Girl 1: Oh God! Lucky you found out or it would have been me who would have been conned!
Girl 2: God I hate being a Cosmic Piñata! What did I do to deserve this!?
by KenshoMo October 17, 2020
Get the Cosmic Piñata mug.The act of inserting a strung-out bundle of Christmas tree lights into the anus of a person, plugging the lights into an outlet, then slapping them across their body with a belt.
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