perspectify

To put something,anything,into a wider,generally deeper,perspective.

"Oh no! My arms just fallen off and left me for my wife,what am i,sob,going to do?"
"Perspectify,dude...."

by massivehead o mally September 22, 2005

Prespentive

Happens when you are really drunk and you buddy should only have half perspective and are be half offended

nigga? excuse me? ur only half black, u should only be half prespentive!

by ST.JOE/ST.// February 22, 2011

Perspection

Annual Inspection

I need to go get my teeth perspection.
Your what?
My annual inspection of my teeth, my dentist appointment... GET ON MY LEVEL.

by hgftyrewdbm June 7, 2011

perspectivity

the process of actively reflecting on your past accomplishments and reconciling your current life to the life path you originally set for yourself.

I turned 35 on Sunday, my boss told me that I was perfect for middle-management on Monday, and my kid flushed my blackberry down the toilet on Tuesday. After a fifth of whiskey, I gained some perspectivity and realized that at least I only have 30 more years to work for corporate America before I am eligible for what's left of social security- yeah me!

by fox's wife September 30, 2009

perspectivecide

Giving up your own opinion in favor of someone else's to maintain the relationship.

The employee commited perspectivecide to their manager would not think ill of them.

by Ilek Oslek October 10, 2023

Shopping perspectives

When people from northern europe travel to Africa to see the poverty and get a kick out of reality, in order to put their everyday life 'in a bigger perspective'.

"So has he been out saving the world with Bono the past 4 months?"

"No, I think he's just been shopping perspectives.."

by The Love Cats March 26, 2010

Global Perspectives

Useless

Global Perspectives is the most useless subject to ever exist

by Mata November 28, 2023