identified patient

n. family therapy lingo indicating which child is causing all the problems in a family and whom, unless cured or removed, prevents the family from an otherwise wonderful life. often shortened to: IP

All my heroes were probably the identified patients in their families.

by F. Rodderick Hsu May 3, 2005

chemo patient

While performing anal sex, you shave all of the hair off your partners head, ejaculate all over it and make them eat it.

If my girlfiends hair would ever grow back I'd give her another chemo patient.

by Zane and David May 2, 2008

rulya patient

A sicko

Don’t go near him he’s a rulya patient

by Sausy February 4, 2021

stimulated patient

Stimulated patient is an actual profession, where the person who has this as his career acts like a sick person so that medical students can practice their medical bedside manners on him

" what do you do for living?"

"I'm a part time stimulated patient "

by Lazordy February 15, 2021

Mental Patient

What I call myself.

Person 1: I think murder’s okay 🤪🤪🤪🤪 /j
Person 2: You mental patient

by Superjuliam October 15, 2021

whore patient

A long-term (or frequent flyer) patient in a hospital, rehab, or nursing home. After some time has passed, the patient has been taken care of by each staff member at least once.

Charge Nurse: John you're taking care of 420 today, sorry its your turn.

RN John: Aww man! I know they're nice and all, but they can be so needy. What a whore patient

Patient: Nurse I need the bedpan again

by NurseNastay October 3, 2022

atrophy patient

What an in home caregiver has when they keep a patient in a state of atrophy for job security. They do as little as possible for their patient so the patient does not improve to a point of not needing care.

My atrophy patient is not asking for any in home exercises so I’m not going to suggest anything so I can sit and watch tv for most of my shift. It’s easy money.

by anonymous August 1, 2024