oxymoron

Two words that contradict themselves.

"Rap music" is not an oxymoron, you hatin' motherfuckers.

by PSP Squirrel #1 June 25, 2006

oxymoron

A coupling of words that contradict each other, yet are combined to form a new phrase.

Smart Americans
Great American President
United states

by is my own May 31, 2005

oxymoron

a coice street punk band

oxymoron is a combination of oi and punk, hence the name

by steph January 2, 2004

oxymoron

The best fucking punk rock band ever

I got the shit kicked out of me at the moshpit at the oxymoron show!

by kendall October 7, 2003

oxymoron

Anyone who falls for that late-night TV commercial for the goofy cleaning product, Oxy-Clean.

"Hi, Rufus and I just bought some cleaner sold by a huckster on television!"

by dickster March 13, 2003

oxymoron

A sequence of contradictory words

The posh bit of Leeds

by Zanthos April 13, 2005

oxymoron

Someone too dumb too inhale.

"Paramedic! Ex-president Bush seems to be staggering as he walks, and turning intermittently blue-white."

"That's quite normal, sir. He's an oxymoron."

by Pipe Downn December 9, 2013