oxymoron 

2 words that contradict each other like its so wonderfuly painful

the greatest oxymoron my teacher tought us was quiet women

oxymoron by some person in some world April 1, 2009

Oxymoron 

An idiot with a gas bottle!

That idiot has a gas bottle! That's the first oxymoron I've seen in a long time!

Oxymoron by Ethan February 16, 2005

Oxymoron 

This word is combining two things that are not alike... saying something like jumbo shrimp, tall midget.

In many ways this word can be summed up by the human oxymoron.
Otherwise known as;
Thomas Dayton Cressman.

Jumbo Shrimp, Tall Midget, Thomas Dayton Cressman

(human oxymoron)

Oxymoron by sYkoLette April 21, 2011

oxymoron 

Words which loose their meaning through self or mutual negation. Usually in a comical or amusing way. The most unique of the Oxymoron 'words' are the single or paired word oxymorons which attempt to describe a larger subject without actually negating each other but in fact are a 'double negation' of sorts. For these you need only know the actual definition(s) of the root word(s) (as provided by socially legitimized sources of knowledge - I.E., Webster's or Funk and Wagonal's) in its intended use in juxtposition to its actual use in situ.

"Hey! Check out this Urban Dictionary!" (Such oxymoron phrases may be reduced and used in their most basic form, I.E. Urban Dictionary)

oxymoron by The M.C. May 19, 2006

Oxymoron 

Someone who actually believes Oxyclean works.

Joe- "That Billy Mays, such an oxymoron,"

Jeff- "May he rest in peace,"

Oxymoron by CrazyOxy October 4, 2009

oxymoron 

Someone who regularly contradicts themself, and looks like an idiot (or, dare I say, a MORON) each time they do so.

"She said she that's not true..."
"What an OXYMORON! Just then she was saying it IS!"

oxymoron by Jazzo July 23, 2005

oxymoron 

see -> conspiracy theory

huh? wtf? say what? ??????????

oxymoron by question authoritah May 8, 2005