pet owner

They are unquestionably the most happiest people alive with the purest of souls. They are the only kinds of people that most of us misanthropes don't hate. Pet owners are the epitome of human beings, and are some of the few human beings that deserve to waste our air. They understand the love an animal can bring to somebody, and understand why us pet owners put our pets before ourselves and value animals more than those... creatures... the ones called humans. These types of people aren't the fuckfaces and egotistical jackasses that you meet in your every day life. If you aren't a pet owner, you should become one ASAP. If you hate animals, have somebody kick your ungrateful bitchy ass into oblivion.

"Hey, dude. Are you a pet owner?"

"Nah. Why?"

"Because then you better go become one."

by TheRealMisanthrope March 3, 2016

even-outer

Masrurbation for the purpose of temporary hangover relief.

I felt like shit this morning after a long night of drinking. Needed an even-outer after breakfast so I could go back to sleep.

by Tashmoo12 December 12, 2016

house_owner

Probably a sloth that has ear eyes and claims to be a narwhal that loves anime and hatsune miku .
ROSS!

God I wish house_owner was here to watch anime with me , what do you think max and Adam ?

by Trash_panda_13 January 1, 2018

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What tf it is ?

Seriously please explain , I have no clue.

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by Some French student January 4, 2019

Take Your Game Into Outer-Space

To take something to an ultimate level, or acheive ultimate dominance at something.

(Originated in the song "Space Olympics")

If you want to be the best, you'll have to take your game into outer-space

by The Aerodynamic Wigi Board July 6, 2010

Outer Space

All of the space beyond the Earth's atmosphere.

They are going to go to outer space.

by David December 8, 2003

electric car owners

literally complains about why oils are bad, gases smells bad, engine is a waste of money, and it cost to buy a engine car when flexxing about your tesla and owing a tesla is exensive. Even tho they can get lost out of sight, die during winter, die on highways like chevorlette trucks, and no sounds.

Average electric car owner: "haha gas" poor person !!!!!!LOL OIL!!!!!!!!!
Average classic 50s engine car drivers: Companies has gotten lazy. Electric car ownershas no proof why it's better than old

by anonymous March 8, 2022