Orificial Intelligence

The intelligence to keep your orifices - nostrils and mouth - covered during a pandemic. Those who deny that Covid exists may refer to it scoffingly as OI as they wheeze their final breath.

Dismissing Orificial Intelligence, she was, for some reason, on a ventilator. "I mean, Marjorie ain't on no damn ventilator and she wears a mask. Around her neck. And she got real intelligence."

by Monkey's Dad November 22, 2021

orifice

A hole in the body to which a penis can go

Hey, shove your penis is my bottom orifice.

by Daddy riah November 11, 2022

Orifice Queen

Not wanting anything to pass in or out of all orifices.

"where do you want to shit out?" E
"No where, I'm an Orifice Queen." L

by Toadloaf August 18, 2025

donkey-orifice

What Bob Ebeling's superior told him not to be when he reported that the Space Shuttle Challenger had unsafe rocket-boosters.

I'd rather be called a donkey-orifice a million times than not speak out against a design-flaw that would likely cost the lives of seven astronauts.

by QuacksO March 5, 2019

Oval Oriffice

What Bill Clinton turned his presidential room into whenever attractive lady-interns came to visit.

Since a gal's "upstairs lips" and "downstairs lips" both form an elongated "O", Clinton's official chambers could be called da "Oval Oriffice" no matter which "love tunnel" said crooked-cocked commander availed himself of with a particular female visitor.

by QuacksO February 19, 2023

Fundamental orifice

A polite way of explaining that someone is the c word for female anatomy

Jeremy is being a fundamental orifice.

Stop being a fundamental orifice.

by Kenny loggins August 26, 2023