orifical

Someone who thinks they're an oracle but in reality is a spewer of regurgitated garbage from their orifices. Some one who is a big talker but in reality is a big loser.

Chase was a big talking orifical who knew nothing but thought he knew everything!

orifical by Aristotle-12 June 7, 2017

orificial 

(adjective) that which demonstrates a preoccupation with orifices of the human body (esp the lower half). this preoccupation is expressed through behaviour and/or language and is usually characterised by persistent commentary about bodily functions,byproducts and secretions.

1.listening to you tell your orificial jokes while i'm having my lunch is making me lose my appetite

2.i broke up with him because his sense of humour was too orificial for me.

3. omg, that's totally orificial

orificial by Mr Noo May 8, 2009

Orificial Intelligence 

The intelligence to keep your orifices - nostrils and mouth - covered during a pandemic. Those who deny that Covid exists may refer to it as scoffingly as OI as they wheeze their final breath.

Dismissing Orificial Intelligence, she was, for some reason, on a ventilator. "I mean, Marjorie ain't on no damn ventilator and she wears a mask. Around her neck. And she got real intelligence."

Orificial Intelligence by Monkey's Dad November 22, 2021

Orificial Intelligence 

The intelligence to keep your orifices - nostrils and mouth - covered during a pandemic. Those who deny that Covid exists may refer to it scoffingly as OI as they wheeze their final breath.

Dismissing Orificial Intelligence, she was, for some reason, on a ventilator. "I mean, Marjorie ain't on no damn ventilator and she wears a mask. Around her neck. And she got real intelligence."

Orificial Intelligence by Monkey's Dad November 22, 2021