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Orbital Bombardment

The act of commencing a high yeild military strike on a planet's surface using a satallite or spacecraft as a weapons platform.

Attacks of this manner can be noted for the ability to deliver increasingly large amounts of firepower to a surface target anywhere in the hemisphere with accuracy rivaling that of a smart-bomb due to all targets being in the Line of Sight.
These attacks are also nearly impossible to defend against, as solid projectiles must fight gravity to engage attacking ships and orbiting vessels can manuver better than ground targets. Thus dramaticly reducing the risk of the attack...

Single precision attacks are often reffered to as an orbital strike while more powerful salvo and barrage styled attacks tend to be used for leveling a metropolis or larger.

Uses of an Orbital Bombarment include Ground-Force Suppression, Instalation Neutralization, and for those of us with no reguard for civilian life... Genocide.
Enemy forces are on the move... commence orbital bombardment on these coordinets.
by AdmiralTigerclaw November 10, 2008
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In Orbit Yellow

Black people with extremely fair complexions (because they're so HIGH yellow it's like they're in orbit around the earth).
JASON: Why aren't there any Black people in Guitar Hero?
DERON: There's Tom Morello; he's actually Halfrican.
JASON: But he's in orbit yellow; he'd ruin the curve on the brown paper bag test!
DERON: One-drop rule.
by PBMax May 1, 2008
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orbital

A method of shooting liquor, usually vodka, by placing a full shot glass against the orbital bone around your eye and letting the alcohol absorb through your eyeball.

While this method delivers the alcohol quickly and directly into your brain, it has a high chance of causing blindness, sometimes permanently. May also cause you to bang your sister.
I just saw my parents having sex, I need to do some orbitals.

Depth perception is for bitches, let's do orbitals!
by 4nonymo July 28, 2010
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Orbital ignorance

The phenomenon by which a person loses 20 IQ points or more by being in the vicinity of a stupid person
"Nathan caused Kevin to suffer from orbital ignorance almost daily".
by chaosoftime June 16, 2011
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Orbit Fringe

When girls (usually teenage) scrape a large chunk of hair from one side of their head across their forehead to the other side, causing the hair to look like it is orbiting the head.
"Oh Jesus, her fringe has come across from behind her ear!"

"Damn, that's a right orbit fringe!"
by ForginaGerguson August 23, 2011
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orbit security

a cyber-terrorist group doing 100+ swat calls DDoS attacks making a botnet called sirius hacking in to big websites
what is orbit security? well it's a cyber-terrorist group that does swatting calls
by jack12345566789 May 11, 2021
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orbitleeknow

the most amazing person to ever exist, i love them so much 💞💞💞
"@orbitleeknow is so cute"
"hahahaha omg ten 🤭"
by dorb's #1 fan May 31, 2021
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