oprah

The devil. She is gonna take over the world 1 day. I'll be ready. How about you???

How do you think Oprah got all that cheese????

by Jwilz November 01, 2007

oprah

A say-anything-to-be-popular (read that: rich) shill. Quite possibly the false prophet of the antichrist revealed in Revelation 16:13

Oprah thinks Madonna and Kabbalah are worthwhile.

by littleman77 July 28, 2005

oprah

someone who marches around, showing off carrying designer things whether it be a bag or a can opener.

guy: did you see adam parading around with his new basketball shoes.
girl: yeah, he's such an Oprah.

by girl369x February 03, 2008

oprah

a fat annoying bitch that somehow gets people to like her

-fuck oprah!
-already did?

by cuntillness February 18, 2008

Oprahism

The religion that worships Oprah Winfrey. You fit into this belief if you watch all of her T.V shows(Tivo them too), constantly look her up on Wikipedia, & Wear oprah winfrey merchandise. This religion usually consists of Femenists, gay men, middle-aged women, and black women.

Steve: I am a firm beliver in Oprahism.I go to the national church of Oprah everyday.

Doug: ......Dick Mouth.

by It's just me. July 25, 2008

Oprahed

An adjective for when a grown man gets emotional and starts crying because of some heart felt "moment."

You got totally Oprahed when you saw that news clip about the poor children.

by theEwok May 26, 2009

oprah

Adverb, adjective; to simplify. Best used in describing activities that shouldn't need explanation.

1. Tell it me oprah.
2. What is the oprah way to microwave this pizza?

by John Beeler September 21, 2006