OMFT

Similar to OMFG, this acronym is roughly used when people do or say things that are so stupid or ridiculous that OMFG just doesn't cover it. Means "Oh my fucking tard".

"That guy voluntarily burned his own hand in a bet."
"OMFT, how stupid can you be?"

by Jens Arhoj April 2, 2008

OOMFC

Out Of Mother Fucking Control

I am such a goon. I bet I drank 1000 beers last night and hit on 15 Cougars. I was OOMFC.

by deuceshoes May 13, 2010

oofterpay

oofterpay means poofter in pig-latin

OMG that guy is such an oofterpay he looked up my skirt.

by azn_biatch April 12, 2009

Ooftish

British slang for money, as mentioned in W. Somerset Maugham's Liza of Lambeth.

I ain't got—I ain't got the ooftish.

by MuslimPatriarch August 28, 2010

Oooft daddy

The saying you say when are taken back by an extremely attractive male

Oh look over there oooft daddy

by Jadeycakes December 29, 2018

oomfita

oomfita is a bad vibe. she can’t be created nor destroyed.

i thought oomf was cute but then i saw him all up with oomfita

by flyawayvalery on twit 👯 August 31, 2019

oofties

A moment when all in the universe aligns. A moment of complete clarity and resonance with the highest order of being.

*Takes a bite of a dank sandwich*... "Oofties."

by YeahNahFairness February 6, 2020