offenderman

A slenderman family brother that has a sexual fetish and if you are not careful will drag you to him with a single rose.

"Will you take the rose?" ~offendermans's question

by Laughing Jyinx CPO✔ May 2, 2016

offended peacock

The action of cocking one's head backwards so far that their neck hurts, with a mortified look of outrage twisted on their face.

"Sally was so disgusted by the idea of Nickelback creating a Nirvana tribute cd that she looked like an offended peacock."

"Everyone looks like an offended peacock when someone flips them off"

by Babyblaze18 January 7, 2009

no offense

a phrase that is believed to make a really rude comment less rude, but really just makes you look like a jackass.

No offense Chelsea, but you suck.

by katopoliss December 7, 2010

Git offa mah property!!

What Ah holler when some varmint gits orn mah property with out mah po'misshun

Varmint: La la la i'm on your property

Mahself: Git offa mah property!! Ya no good yankee, go orn AH SAY'D GIT *fires off a couple of rounds*

by Calamity Bec April 12, 2008

Offensivitis

the asshole who takes offense at the drop of a hat

Forget swine flu, the Indian government is suffering from a much grave disease called offensivitis.

by AlekhyaDas May 14, 2015

Offensive 6

An expression used to win, achieve and negate everything

"Poker"
"Offensive 6"

"You failed this exam"
"No. Offensive 6, bitch"

by Confoozion November 24, 2018

Offensed

When you try to say "offended" but ended up saying "offensive" halfway through.

A: Dude, you know i am offensed by what you said.
A: ...
B: Dude.
A: Dude.

by faggut January 23, 2019