lake oswego

Conservative suburban bubble found near Portland, Oregon. Home to an algae-filled "lake," 7-11, and Bob.

Notable events include weekly DC and other quasi-legal activities, Frisbee Monday/Wednesday at 7:17, and drinking. Lots of drinking.

Town closes at 9:00 nightly, except on weekends. Then it's 9:15.

Also known as LO, Lake BigEgo, Lake NoNegro, The Bubble.

I'm so excited to get out of Lake Oswego in mere weeks!

by gregoe July 21, 2004

lee harvey oswald

In Delee Plaza where JFK was assassinated, they have a museum set up in the book depository where the supposed shot was fired from. The window where Oswald was supposed to have fired from is set up to look exactly like it did on that day. it is called the Sniper's Nest, and the museum is called the Assassination Museum. The Sniper's Nest is a very accurate reconstruction. One of the main reasons it is so accurate is because Oswald isn't in it.

Oswald didn't murder JFK. The shot supposedly came from behind him, where Oswald was, but when Kennedy's head was blown apart, it flung to the left. Its so obvious, yet seeing as Oswald was a Communist and the American government was so fascistic towards Communists, it wouldn't surprise is they just pinned it on him simply because of that.

by BadLieutenant August 18, 2004

Oswego

Shit ass city of under 20,000 on the edge of Lake Ontario. Despite its historical successes, the city has evolved into slums galore and is now home to 3 area nuclear plants, mayors trading sex with little girls for drugs and money, lending cars to girl-friends (btw mayor is married), teachers give kids back their weed and the school administrators deal Meth. Also, where the police chief is a grand larcenist. The only true fame to the city is it's University which is the city's only untouched "gem"

(Linda) Yo where can we get some really affordable housing...
(Larry)Oswego!

by Sheriff Bonghole December 30, 2005

Lee Harvey Oswald

Named after the man who apparently assassinated John F. Kennedy: The art of eating out a girl with one hand on her tits, the other hand with a thumb in her ass, therefore resembling the holding and aiming of a large gun.

"This girl I had last night, got down to it and gave her the old 'Lee Harvey Oswald'..."

by theyoungupstart June 28, 2009

lake oswego

The best place to live in the whole fucking world. School uniforms are Juicy sweatsuits and Louis Vuiton backpacks. Vodka and crystal run freely in the drinking fountains. Who cares it's Lake Oswego. Every student is a genius, and they aint no racists. They actually WORSHIP black people...the 2 that go to the school anyways. Every sport wins at everything...it's LO. The girls are dime. One person in the history of the school had sex...she died. The ecstasy and alc aint no problem if you know what I mean. You can best find kids running around with their nannies, tubing on the lake, or visiting a vacation home. Teenagers are driving around their range rovers and Hummers PAST nine oclock trying to find parties and getting MIPed. Standard procedure. You can find the LOPO around every street corner looking like they're busy doing something important. Well, usually they're scouting out dangerous speeders driving 2 or 3 miles per hour over the speed limit. The average GPA is 4.0. It's Lake Oswego aka LO...the shit.

Charles: Dude what are we gunna do tonight?
Ryan: I don't fuckin know I have to finish my calculus homework. Then we should like hit up Clarissa's party on the lake. I think she found the key to their wine cellar.
Charles: That stuff is expensive, dude.
Ryan: Um...it's fucking Lake Oswego.
Charles: Oh ya, fuck yes.

Example 2:
Claire: Did you hear about Lizy?
Madeline: what?
Claire: She made out with a black guy.
Madeline: nu uh.
Claire: seriously.
Madeline: oh my god. that's fucking amazing

by Madelicious November 10, 2008

Oswa

An individual (generally a female) that smells... like marshmallows =
But looks like a human, so it's quite confusing but in a delightful way

You: It smells like marshmallows
non-marshmallow smelling person: No no I think Oswa walked in!!

by smellyToadFromDownTheRoad February 16, 2018

lake oswego

one of the wealthier suburbs of portland. while kids who go to lincoln, jesuit, or even west linn usually come from wealthier families than people who go to lake oswego or lakeridge, lake oswego is black balled as the spoiled rich place to be in oregon. most people are simple hated in this town for the fact that they are from lake oswego which is quite ridiculous. fact of the matter is its a nice suburb community that many people hate simply because they are jealous of it or have just been told, "oh you shouldnt like people from lake oswego"

oh your from lake oswego? i dont like you.

by pistol p3t3 December 29, 2007