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Ozment

Man, that was like, sooo Ozment.
by isotopes October 24, 2009
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Mohammed Osman

A White Man who wants to be Black, He sucks at Basketball, In a Team always being Benched.
Mohammed Osman: Ugghh another Airball...
Coach: Mohammed! Get your White Bum lookin head Right here!

Mohammed Osman: Come on Coach! It's been weeks! I always get Benched Coach!
Coach: I'm sorry my Nigga, I know your dream was to be Black, but you just don't have the talent my boy, have you tried Permanent Ink?
Mohammed Osman: Bruuhh I tried everything...
Coach: Look here's the Deal, If you can't be Black by the end of the season, I'm sorry but your out of the team.
Mohammed Osman: NO! Coach this is the only team that I can join because no one else wants me, I am very lonely Coach.
Coach: (Sigh...) Sorry Kid, there's no hope for you in this world.
Mohammed Osman goes home and went to his bed crying, he soon stopped playing and started playing 2K16 on his Xbox None but his Item Binder is just filled with Bronze Cards, he looked at his favorite card Ryan Kelly with 66 overall.
Soon Mohammed was Kicked out the Team soon Mohammed was Missing and left no trace.
by BlackNigger_101 April 30, 2019
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Donny Osmond

ex: I Donny Osmond Donny Osmond!

Who do you Donny Osmond?

How much do you Donny Osmond that guy?
by harrypotteristhebestest January 20, 2010
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Osten

A very hot guy who attracts all the girls. Osten is a boyfriends worst nightmare. He is very attractive
Osten is so handsome.

My boyfriend is jealous of Osten
by Ostenb555 October 18, 2018
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Kos omen ommak

It's the reply of Kos ommak, and it's means
Fuck your Mothers' Mom
I will fuck kos ommak, Kos omen ommak
I will aneekak, Kos omen ommak
I will aneek Kos omen ommak
by Al-Rayan November 22, 2010
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Sword of Omens

When a male is standing a female will get on her knees and make a fist to balance his penis straight up and down while laying the balls on top of her fist so they act like the hilt of a sword. When this has been accomplished, she must press her face (eye sockets to nuts) and shout at the top of her lungs, "Sword of Omens, give me sight beyond sight."
Girl 1: I tried that new Sword of Omens thing and I could see my house from his bedroom.
Girl 2: Wow, it really does work!
by Unkle Samm October 7, 2009
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osmel

your cuddy buddy ; the one you make love to ; handsome guy that probably will play you but wont leave you disappointed.
oh osmel, that's not my boyfriend but we had amazing sex
by Mr. dopeboy July 8, 2011
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