An atheist's version of OMFG - Oh My Fucking Science.
Since God has been in continuous decline and not trending well at all, popular phrases involving him are being revised to fit today's modern, secular world.
Since God has been in continuous decline and not trending well at all, popular phrases involving him are being revised to fit today's modern, secular world.
Richard Dawkins just Chuck Norris'd the Pope. OMFS!!!
OMFS!!! I can't believe he's botoxing his ballbag!
OMFS! I heard Mr Fisher cloned his wife so he can fuck her every night like he did when they first met.
OMFS!!! I can't believe he's botoxing his ballbag!
OMFS! I heard Mr Fisher cloned his wife so he can fuck her every night like he did when they first met.
by Benncm May 16, 2010
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A girl, through either being a Fuckbox or having an annoying personaility, is only good for fucking.
A girl, through either being a Fuckbox or having an annoying personaility, is only good for fucking.
Terry: How did that date with the girl off the party go?
Sheldon: Pretty shit, OGFS.
Terry: ...Send her over to me
Sheldon: Pretty shit, OGFS.
Terry: ...Send her over to me
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Get the omgosha mug.Operation Mindfuck - Golden Apple Seed Mission
Operation Mindfuck is an age old Discordian mission to spread Chaos and Discord in the name of our Goddess Eris, in an attempt to bring some light to our monotonous ordered world and revoke the curse of Greyface. And simply for the LULZ ofcourse...
As part of the new Golden Apple Seed Missions this becomes the OMGASM, the great leaderless mission to save the population from themselves.
Other GASM's (Often considered to be part of the greater OMGASM) are:
POSTERGASM
COLBERTGASM
Operation Mindfuck is an age old Discordian mission to spread Chaos and Discord in the name of our Goddess Eris, in an attempt to bring some light to our monotonous ordered world and revoke the curse of Greyface. And simply for the LULZ ofcourse...
As part of the new Golden Apple Seed Missions this becomes the OMGASM, the great leaderless mission to save the population from themselves.
Other GASM's (Often considered to be part of the greater OMGASM) are:
POSTERGASM
COLBERTGASM
A typical OMGASM (of which there are none) would be the application of a suitable meme bomb to any currently unused wall space in a public area...
e.g. You have 30 seconds to forget this message.
e.g. You have 30 seconds to forget this message.
by Etece February 28, 2008
Get the omgasm mug.Basically, a combination of the two internet terms "omg", meing "Oh meh gawd!" and, well, GASP! If you need an explanation of the word GASP!, piss off that one dark guy at your school, preferably if he's goth. MAKE SURE HE IS NOT A POSER OR AN EMO, FOR THEY ARE LARKS AND ARE MADE OF PHAIL. Make fun of him so much that he either gets so angry he attempts to kills you OR he threatens you and leaves. At a good chance, you'll walk home and find that all of your family members have been killed, with their gutts and blood spread accross your dingy, small little apartment. This is truely a moment to GASP!, or even OMGASP!
(Side effects of this may include you becoming emo. If so, jump into the nearest pile of acid you can find. This may not cure it, but it sure as hell is fun to watch.)
(Side effects of this may include you becoming emo. If so, jump into the nearest pile of acid you can find. This may not cure it, but it sure as hell is fun to watch.)
by FlareTH February 4, 2007
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