Office canary

Office canary: a worthless or virtually worthless employee who will definitely be fired before you, but if that person does get fired, you had better look out.

Very similar to the canarys miners would take into the mine with them to warn them about poison gas. If the canary died, it was time to get out of dodge…

Where did the girl go that sat near the door?

She got let go and now I'm worried as she was my office canary.

by Matt Kerr April 23, 2008

office bottom

A prematurely rotund and often sagging backside due to sitting all day, everyday at your office desk job, possibly bored to narcolepsy. Sadly is likely to occur in otherwise physically fit and healthy young males/females.

" It's a real shame, she's an attractive girl, nice body- only in her twenties-but buttocks practically on the floor. Office bottomitus."

by missnicks October 29, 2012

Office Syndrome

When you are in a room (office, classroom, etc.) without an attractive person, so you choose someone that you can pretend is attractive just for the sake of having someone to oggle at.

Jade: "Wow, Marla. That guy over there is super hot!"
Marla: "Uh... Dude, I think you have a severe case of Office Syndrome."

by J1tt3rbug June 27, 2012

office worm

Noun: Denizens of the office building. Characteristics of the Office Worm may include: pale skin, weak limbs, soft fingers with long nails and hands with no callouses, highly specialized knowledge or intelligence, nearsightedness, stooped posture, and the inability to traverse flights of stairs or run any significant distance. Many Office Worms have become so acclimated to the office that allergies, paleness and skin diseases, asthma and other maladies prevent them from enjoying exposure to the outdoors. The Office Worms' most common environment is the cubical where they live in strict social hierarchies. Each Office Worm defends its own territorial desk where they construct a nest of red-tape, office supplies and personal trinkets. Office Worms with higher standing may claim a private office for their territory, The typical diet of the Office Worm primarily consists of caffeinated drinks, various types of take out and vending machine foods.

Judy used to love hiking but her job has turned her into a complete Office Worm.

by Lil' Runt September 18, 2017

officewaffle

The douchebag in the office that uses all the douchey terms for every computer design concept.

"Click the hamburger in Office 365, go to the view model, and open up the grid by clicking the waffle," said the officewaffle.

by notwaffle January 25, 2019

official_real_kai

A troll account on an app called TikTok surpassing 1k followers in only 3 days.

official_real_kai is hot

by official_real_kai December 29, 2020

office spaced

Being at work and feeling like you have 6 bosses telling you that you screwed up and not wanting to care or work anymore.

I had 3 different people tell me today that my email was wrong, I feel so Office Spaced today.

by Frank August 31, 2004