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National I love you day

On this day tell your partner you love them if you don't have a other than tell your best friend
I love you

I love you too
And happy national I love you day!! ❤️❤️
by graceeeeeeeeee❤️ November 10, 2019
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The Norwegian national hero of all time

It's tricky to name just one Norwegian national hero of all time, the country is full of them. WWII alone made them a heroic nation 'cause it's the country that lasted longer than cheese eating surrender monkeys who lasted 42 days instead of 62!

They are also a sporty nation whose popular heroes can be found at the cross-country skiing scene - nothing is more Norwegian than a bunch of asthmatic cross-country skiers in the woods with icy snot, or nothing is as erotic (from a man's POV) as in the mass start competition of women's skate skiing on an uphill route; a queue of heavily panting women in a wide crotch position.

One of the quietest national heroes must be the cod who fought against German occupiers in the resistance movement.

Writer Knut Hamsun was awarded the Nobel Prize in Literature in 1920 and definitely one of Norway’s national heroes, his breakthrough work was "Hunger." He was also known as an avid fisherman but he became unpopular right after the War at an older age when he accidentally caught the aforementioned resistance cod by using a heavy duty rod and a braided line - he could've released the hero fish but Knut was too hungry for it...

The icing on the cake is, of course, Vidkun Quisling who was the Führer of Norway from 1942 to -45 until he died suddenly of acute complications from nickel allergy and lead poisoning.
The Norwegian national hero of all time must be OIL because they tend to say all of sudden: "We've got oil." Perhaps this is a self-esteem thing 'cause they know that without oil they would be mere stranglers of cod.
by O. W. Tongueincheek February 23, 2022
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National send Tit pic day

June 25 National send Tic pic day. Where you send a pic of your bare titties to whoever sends you this
Me; Happy national send tit pic day!!
Her; Thank you here you go!!
by Johnson Mitchell July 24, 2020
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National History Day

A form of torture used by history teachers to ensure that their students have no life.
Dude I would have gone out on saturday, but National History Day is killing my social life.
by swcameroncrazy March 12, 2012
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on nation

To put something serious up on your gang or on your set to prove that you telling the truth
Person 1: Man theses niggas just tried to five

Person 2: For real lord

Peron 1: On nation
by Jaydoedadon December 8, 2017
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National kiss your boyfriend day

GIRLS IF ITS OCTOBER 24 THEN YOU GO AND KISS YOUR BOYFRIEND... YOU GO GIRL
I kissed him because it’s national kiss your boyfriend day duh
by That gurl you love October 23, 2019
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youtube national anthem

009 sound system-Dreamscape.

During the ancient times of 2008, many youtubers needed background tracks or had to be audio-swapped. One of the most common songs ever used was Dreamscape, on 009 sound system.

Many videos can be seen with this music being used. It's on par with 'Blow me away' by Breaking Benjamin , 'Bring me to Life' by Evanescence and 'Through the fire and flames' by dragonforce.
by theguythatknowsstuff January 13, 2015
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