Beige nosing

To brown nose someone just a little, without kissing serious ring.

Man, Graham was sickening this morning in the CEO's office, he was beige nosing like a mother fucker.

by Greenery October 8, 2008

White Nosing

The act of kissing up to God to get into heaven. Practiced by holier-than-thou sinners who have committed numerous atrocities but now are in fear of the resurrection and second coming of Christ.

Bob is white nosing again. He was cheating on his taxes in April, and now is all set for May 21st with his bible and rosary. Why can't he just be good ALL the time?

by teeje44 June 4, 2011

noising

metal music or rock that fucks off and gets on somebody's nerves a lot

please turn off this noising. I hate it. Get down to work instead of listening to this f... noising

by Andrius March 3, 2008

Noshing

A polite word for masterbation, often used by 12 year old boys.

"Oh yeah, I was noshing yesterday night in the bath; it was like a submarine!"

by Luckcock August 10, 2008

norsing

When you give a boy a wank with your tits

She is good at norsing

by Usman3321 April 18, 2018

Dog nosing

On sharing a bed with a male friend, usually drunkenly, and awakening in the early hours to feel a sensation not disimilar to a dog, gently but persistently nudging your upper leg with it's nose, as if wanting a walk or a bone. I's not a dog. But it does want a bone.

Urgh, I was so pissed I passed out on Dave's bed, and woke up to find the desperate c**t dog nosing me. I played dead and eventually he stopped.

Nah I didn't shag him - I think he might have dog nosed me but it was too half hearted and torpid to warrant any response.

by Lizabeast May 13, 2010

Clown nosing

Similar to "brown nosing" someone influential for your own personal gain, except you're sucking up to someone who can't do you any good because they lack intelligence, credentials and merit.

"Look at that dumb fool clown nosing the school janitor."

by Happy Sam August 14, 2006