Tuesday Nooner

Extra lovin' of the lady parts between brunch and dinner.

Danielle wasn't ready to admit how much she enjoyed the good old Tuesday Nooner.

by Mullet lovin' 6969 February 12, 2021

Tuesday Nooner

The act of tongue punching your lady's pink taco, at lunchtime.

No Taco Tuesday is complete without a Tuesday Nooner.

by Rumpelstiltskin's taint February 10, 2021

It's High Noon

The line uttered by Mcree when he presses whatever button on your device activates the ult, then the enemy team run for their fucking lives to get to cover before he fires

Mcree: It's High Noon!\

Enemy: RUN! RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIVES!

by Deadlock6 August 7, 2018

nookie run

A booty-call that requires travelling more than 50 miles; or, euphemistically, a booty-call that takes one farther than one would normally go for sex.

I don't care if she lives in effing OHIO, man. This girl is nookie-run material.

by grampa scully January 29, 2004

Nookie Duster

Synonymous with cookie duster, defined as a mustache so glorious in thickness and appearance that seems ideal to gingerly brush upon the pelvic area of members of the female persuasion's genitalia during cunnilingus, almost like that of the dusting motion of a domestic cleaning instrument. Most women prefer to have men with "nookie duster" type mustaches to do work on the lady bits due to the extra stimulation that the hair follicles create. Weaker mustaches tend to poke and cause displease to the fairer sex's south mouth. Some glorious examples of Nookie Dusters throughout history are as follows: Burt Reynolds, Tom Selleck, Wiford Brimley, Teddy Roosevelt, and Ron Swanson from NBC's hit show Parks and Recreation.

Rachael: " So how was your date last night Carrie?"

Carrie: " Oh my god after we got home he went to town on my lower frown and his Nookie Duster tickled my lady bits all night, he's a keeper!"

Rachael: " Does he have any friends with superior, Burt Reynolds like Nookie Dusters?"

by Kenny Bixxx May 17, 2013

Wednesday at Noon

The only time heterosexual anal sex is appropriate. Anal sex for gay couples is not affected by this limitation.

Gary: Hey, I am headed home for lunch.
Matt: Oh, it is Wednesday at Noon.
Gary: Yup, I am gonna tear that ass up.

by Beercules September 21, 2011

noone

The incorrect combination of "No one". Also, an older English spelling of the the word "noon".

Noone wants to be my friend.

by Jeebus October 19, 2003