Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Beercules

Alvin

Wow he’s really being an Alvin. On the floor after two beers...

Alvin by Beercules May 26, 2018

Someone who enjoys nothing more than sitting out on a patio, on a beautiful sunny day, drinking.

Bob is a patio drinker, he has been patioing everyday this week.

Patio Drinker by beercules September 16, 2013

The only time heterosexual anal sex is appropriate. Anal sex for gay couples is not affected by this limitation.

Gary: Hey, I am headed home for lunch.
Matt: Oh, it is Wednesday at Noon.
Gary: Yup, I am gonna tear that ass up.