Beercules's definitions

Alvin

Someone who’s always been a bitch.

Wow he’s really being an Alvin. On the floor after two beers...

by Beercules May 26, 2018

Wednesday at Noon

The only time heterosexual anal sex is appropriate. Anal sex for gay couples is not affected by this limitation.

Gary: Hey, I am headed home for lunch.
Matt: Oh, it is Wednesday at Noon.
Gary: Yup, I am gonna tear that ass up.

by Beercules September 21, 2011

Patio Drinker

Someone who enjoys nothing more than sitting out on a patio, on a beautiful sunny day, drinking.

Bob is a patio drinker, he has been patioing everyday this week.

by beercules September 16, 2013