nodge

a chronic bud

hey load that fat ass nodge already

by Anonymous April 15, 2003

noderator

A moderator that does not understand how to moderate on a internet forum.

This guy is the best noderator I have ever seen. He just lets any troll in the topic turkey-bacon the post.

by yoBdaBenO March 1, 2009

Nogger Dock

A term used for black monkey penis. Normally long and hard, since the brain is soft and small.

What a Nogger Dock, I can see it from all the way here.

by HJJ I November 2, 2023

mud nudger

a person who derives sexual pleasure from sticking his tool cock penis plonker in someone else's anus, arsehole mud button usually a homosexual elton john

don't drop the soap near that fucker, he's a certified mud nudger

by Sheepshagger July 5, 2006

turps nudger

Alcoholic:
One that nudges the turps

"Bloody Hell, isn't that George Best over there?!"
"Yes, I didn't think that old turps nudger was still alive - he must be on his third liver by now!"

by StuartyHall December 10, 2006

fuck nudger

To (fuck nudge) is a new found term first used on the dating scene when a female is about to delve into the ancient art of fornication (fuck) with a willing male all of a sudden an alpha male catches the scent of a lesser stag and (fuck nudges) him out of the way and moves in for the kill... or the nudge of approval (usually in the ribs)from comrade when it apears that a night of passion is on the cards for his horny friend.

i was leaving the pub last night with this bird, i was going to give her the stiff one eye, when this big rugby bastard walkes over and fuck nudges me out of the way... i hate that fuck nudger..

by james (the fuck nudge) king September 20, 2006

Noggered

When you shit on someone; you nogger them.

James I noggered you in basketball yesterday

by Nyce5454 September 22, 2018