Nincompoop

A silly person.

What my mum calls me all the time...

Me: I was looking for the doughnuts but they were right infront of my face!
My mum: You nincompoop!

by PandaGirl xox May 30, 2016

udder nincompoop

What da Duke of Rudling would have contemptuously called Hynes if he'd tried to milk cows instead of care for dogs.

If you never take ta time or effort to learn da special hand-movements necessary to "get da moo-juice from Bossy", you'll look like an udder nincompoop!

by QuacksO October 28, 2023

Nincompoop

Someone that never had any heart trying to preach to somebody else about how everything is not about muscles, it's about heart.

If the bubbly girl's heart was as big as her mouth, she would know what she was talking about when she was preaching and ranting. She was a nincompoop without any sense, and was the kind of person that would make sure nobody found the smoking gun that put a hole in the guy's back.

by The Original Agahnim June 11, 2021

Nincompoop

An absolute fool, someone who is so dumb and such an ignorant idiot that they have earned the name nincompoop.

“Did you see how much of a nincompoop that guy Seth is, almost as bad as Xavi”

by Not a bozo July 15, 2021

Nincompoop

Pov: your here because of Enola Holmes. I see you.

"You're a nincompoop" -Enola Holmes

by anonymous February 22, 2021

nincompoop

A word you meant to say when you accidentally drop the hard R

"OH YOU FUCKING N****R! OHH SHIT I MEANT NINCOMPOOP DUUUUUUUDE"

by necoh July 5, 2024

Nincompoop

Very cute baby, particularly a little boy

Phil is such a nincompoop!

by dabestate4ever April 1, 2023